Valentines Day Text Messages and Sweet SMS

Christmas Text SMS Messages

2009-12-09T18:40:00.000-08:00

Peace in your Heart, warmth in your soul, contentment in your life, and joy in your home. May you always be blessed with these priceless treasures. Merry Christmas.

May the birth of Jesus our Lord bring you and your family blessings, joy, and peace. Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Wishing you the timeless treasures of the world. The love of God, the warmth of home, the love of family and the company of Good friends. Merry Christmas. God Bless.

Only God can satisfy the deepest needs of our hearts and make us truly alive. His love cannot be explained, it can only be experience. Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Friends Text Messages

2009-10-01T08:11:00.000-07:00

Heart could only love for a while, feet could only walk a mile, clothes want forever be in style, but friends will last until the fish learn to fly.

Live like Mr. Bean his alone he has no family but despite of that he has the guts to make others happy and never live his teddy which defines his value as a true friend.

Friends is the reason why even at the saddest part of my life I smile; why even at my confusion, I understand; why even in betrayal, I trust; why even in fear of pain, I love. Thanks for being one.

Years may past I may meet new people you may go far away from me I may forget some things but never will I forget you. Why? Coz you’re one of the best souls who touch my life, whom is used to call my true friend.

I can’t imagine how the two of us started to know each other and be friends, all I know is theirs something in you that make me feel fine! So I hope you’ll never change in be what you are whom I’ve knowing from the start.

Naughty Funny Text Messages

2009-07-02T18:37:00.000-07:00

A girl started to look at her pussy. Den she could no longer control herself and started touching it.At 1 point, she enjoyed and giggled rubbing it. After a while she went mad & rub it so hard that the pussy cried. Meeoow! And it ran away.You ha, it was a cat.C-A-T. Haha...

Which part of mans body has no bone, full of veins, pumps liquid, and responsible for making love? Answer: HEART, but I love the way you think.

If you’re hurt, cheer up! Don’t just cry on the side it wouldn’t help you! Instead, go on with you’re life! Remember?! You were once the strongest sperm of your dad.

Six parts of men that is useless:
Adam’s apple that cannot eaten, two nipples with out milk, two eggs you cannot fry, and a bird that cannot fly!

Are you bored? Nothing to do? You can do this one, Open the zipper, put your hands in, and get a book. Read it., its good for you.

Tagalog Love Quotes

2009-04-14T01:51:00.000-07:00

Ang pagmamahal hindi natin pinipilit hindi rin ito sinasadya, hindi kayang diktahan hindi natin basta ginusto na lang dahil kung kontrolado natin ito, magmamahal ba tayo ng taong sasaktan lang tayo.

Ang Love parang basketball kapag may foul may tampuhan kapag may freethrow may chance, pero sakin mahalaga pa rin ang rebound hahayaan ba naman kita na maagaw ng iba!

The meaning of love is so unexplainable! Can’t be described similarly by everyone. But one thing is for sure, Love begins with “friends lang kami” and ends with friends nalang kami.

Ang pinaka malayong distansiya sa mundo, ay hindi ang langit at lupa, hindi rin ang timog at hilaga, kundi., andoon ka sa harap niya, pero hindi pa rin niya Makita na mahal mo siya!

Malungkot pag gusto mo yong isang tao, pero hindi mo makausap, hindi mo makasama at hindi maabot pero malungkot din pag nainlove ka sa pwede mo makausap, pwede makasama pero hindi pwede maging kayo!

About Love SMS

2009-03-25T08:29:00.000-07:00

Never doubt someone’s love for you. If you find some imperfections, let it be, if you survived the pain, the happiness is satisfying. Never find the perfect love; coz love without pain is impossible.

When love is real, it defies all reason. When love is true, it ignores all pain. When love is great, it waits, it persists, and, it lingers forever.

What if you’re not destined with the one you love? What if you’re meant for somebody else? Will you just give up and let destiny rule your heart? Or will you fight and let your heart rule your destiny?

Never try to keep a promise to someone, if you cannot make it. It’s better to say goodbye and make her cry than to make her believe with all your lies.

When a heart is true there’s no need for words coz even in silence love can be heard, destiny determines who comes into our lives but it’s the heart that decides who stays inside

Sweet Text Messages 9

2009-02-10T04:54:00.000-08:00

Scenario: girl and boy with their friends in the canteen. Boy: I’ve got to go. (he stands while grabbing the girl’s hand).Girl: Why
Boy: (poiting on a signboard that says: “DO NOT LEAVE YOUR VALUABLE THINGS UNATTENDED”).
Funny yet so sweet!

A devil love this angel but the angel didn’t mind, one day the devil get sick and was about to die then the angel asked why are you leaving me? The devil answered, so I can be your angel and love you forever.

True love covers the eyes to see no wrong. True love darkens reason to consider every situation. True love, loves more when it hurts much. True love is still true even to the point of letting go.

Look for a guy who accepts you beyond eyes can see, love you for who you are and what you will be. A guy who’d cherish you more than anything, who will not treat you as his Girl but his LIFE.

Men are the scariest monsters that was ever known, they are great liars, cheaters, too proud and they simply love too many, but when a man loves truly he will lie only in your arms cheat death to be with you he will forever be proud of you and love you in too many ways that no one else can do!

SMS Love Quotes 3

2009-01-14T14:40:00.000-08:00

Funny how we set qualifications while we are in the process of finding the person who is best for us. When in the back of our minds we know that the one we love will always be an exception to the rule.

Sometimes loving could be so painful, but it’s amazing to know that no matter how hard it is, loving someone is still the simplest reason why you find your self smiling.

I can’t weep for the rest of my life coz I wasn’t born to feel pain all the time, someday I’ll find courage to let everybody know that, “my real purpose is to love and not to hurt”

Sometimes, we get to possessive with something we don’t even own, it’s a side-effect of loving to much & receiving to little.

Being committed to love someone, means losing the opportunity of having others to love you, so be sure the person your committed to, deserves your love & worthy of your sacrifice.

Spiritual SMS Messages 2

2009-01-08T04:15:00.000-08:00

A heart that has a firm faith will not be frightened with obstacles, for it knows well that God’s love will not abandon those who trust in Him.

Humility in the life of a believer is the mark of greatness not because you shine when you are humbled but because when you submit to Gods will, he shines thru you.

You are a blessed person with an important role to play in life and God is watching over you with love and concern. Be the best can be for Gods glory.

Don’t run ahead of God, Let him direct your steps, he has plans and he has time. God’s clock is never early nor late. It always strikes on time.

If someday you’ll find your self thirsting for comfort coz your in deep pain and frustrating just remember GOD could always be your refuge when everyone doesn’t hear you cries.

New Year SMS

2009-01-05T05:33:00.000-08:00

Peace in your Hearts, warmth in your soul, contentment in your life, and joy in your home. May you always be blessed with these priceless treasures. Happy New year!

A heart free from sadness. A life free from hatred. A body free from illness. All these i wish and pray for you and your family. Have a prosperous new year.

A bountiful Year full of hope, gladness and Cheer is my wish for you and your family. May this year brings you prosperity and good health. Happy New Year.

Before the year (passing year) ends, we thank all the good people like you who made the passing year beautiful for us. We pray that you'll be blessed with another fruitful year.

Hello Happy new year! Thank God for another year for us to embrace and live to the fullest. More blessings to come. happy new Year.

Christmas Text Messages

2008-12-15T07:57:00.000-08:00

A little boy wrote to Santa Clause, “send me a baby brother”. Santa wrote back, “send me your mother”. Hahaha…bad Santa. Advance Merry Christmas.

Wishing you all the timeless treasures of Christmas, the warmth of home, the love of family and the company of good friends. Have a blessed Christmas!

Competition is so strong nowadays. Sometimes we need to be ahead of other people… Merry Christmas!!! Where’s my gift? Hehehe…

Christmas is on the air. Let me be the first to greet you, Advance Merry Christmas! Wheres my Gift? LOL!

Lord please bless my friends who are reading this. I hope they would not expect a gift from me this christmas. Please touch their heart and remind them that its better to give than to receive. Amen.

Sweet Text Messages 8

2008-12-09T12:54:00.000-08:00

Could you promise me something? Smile at me when I’m almost losing everything. So I will know that your still there for me that always love me the way I am!

Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we kiss? when we dream? That’s because the most beautiful things in life are those unseen by the eyes and felt only by the heart.

When you cherish the emotional value of a gift, it can never be lost for what you can carry in your heart is yours to keep forever.

The greatest challenge in you’re life is to find someone who knows you’re faults and weaknesses but still willing to embrace you with so much love with out doubt.

Love is not on what outside is seen, or how long has he/she has known you because love is all about what’s inside and how he/she sacrifices just to see you smile.

Good Morning SMS

2008-11-21T13:03:00.000-08:00

I love mornings it makes me think of the value of life, it asks me to live not yesterday’s sorrow nor tomorrow’s dreams but today’s blessing! Good morning!

This morning I wish you the strength of faith, the reality of hope, the comfort of love, and the contentment of a happy heart. Good morning!

7 secrets of success that I found in my room”, 1 Roof said: Aim high. 2. Fan said: Be cool. 3. Clock said: Every second is precious. 4. Mirror said: Reflect before you act. 5. Window said: See the world. 6. Calendar said: Be up to date. 7. Door said: Push hard to achieve your goals.

Wear your happiest face this morning and wear it till night comes. Influence others to do the same to make your day one heck of happy life. Have a beautiful day! Good morning.

Mistakes are painful when they happen but years later a collection of mistakes are called experience, which leads you to success that’s life, face and live it this morning. Goods morning!

Falling In Love Text Messages

2008-11-17T04:24:00.000-08:00

How could you possible be friends with someone, when every time you look at that person, you want to slap his face and shout, “you look so stupid! Stop smiling you’re stealing my heart!”

If you love someone, never ask any opinion from others, because it might get wrong, just follow your heart! For it’s better to fall from your own happiness than to fall from anyone’s advice.

It’s hard to fall when you’re not sure if someone will catch you. But isn’t it wonderful when you fall & no one was there to catch you yet someone was there to pick you & say “iv fallen first ”.

Question:
How come that the eye is the most amazing part of the human body?
Answer:
Coz a severe contact with another eye can make you fall in love.

True love comes only once in a lifetime, it suddenly knocks on your heart, so when the right love comes don’t ever let it go coz you can never. Bring it back again!

About Love Text Messages

2008-11-14T13:50:00.000-08:00

When you love just be honest, remember that its better to tell the truth to make someone cry than to tell a lie to make someone smile

When the person you love commits mistakes and ask for forgiveness, theirs nothing to forgive, coz if you love someone, there are no rules and apologies only understanding.

A poet says, “it is possible to cross an ocean without wetting the feet. But it is impossible to cross life without wetting the eyes”.

Do you know why its so hard to forget? Because in forgetting you have to remember what you want to forget, so how can you forget if you always remember.

Of all the lies I heard, “I love you” was my favorite but, words don’t have power over me. Unless, the person who said them means a lot to me.

Romantic Text Messages

2008-11-11T04:12:00.000-08:00

Please don’t think that just because I text you today you are special to me. Of course not! Cause you are special to me, not just today but everyday.

As I look back on my past, I remember the tears I cried, the jokes I laughed at, things I missed and lost, but there’s one thing I’ll never regret, it’s the day you became my life.

I’m proud of my self coz I was given a chance to meet a person like you. Whatever happens I’ll always treasure you coz I know I’ll never have another you in my life.

If I were to take anything from you without getting noticed, I’d take all the loneliness in your heart coz I don’t want a special person like you to be hurt when you truly deserve the best in life.

We never outgrew the need to be hugged and loved, and I just want you to know that whenever you need a hug or a little love I’m here.

Good Night SMS Messages

2008-11-10T04:20:00.000-08:00

I have been waiting for the right time to tell you… It’s like waiting for hours and hours. I know it’s the right time for me to say this; I’m starting to fall....... asleep. Good night.

I ran up the door and closed the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers, turned off the bed and hopped into the light, All because you kissed me goodnight.

Welcome to sweet dreams airlines, all passengers on bed be ready as the flight will be leaving soon to dreamland, Fasten your bed belt. Ready for take off. Goodnight and sweet dreams.

There’s a time to cry, a time to enjoy, a time to be serious and time to love but now is the time to sleep. Good night!

As the night falls, may the angels embrace you as you sleep, relax your self, free your minds and feel your heart may you encounter the sweatiest of all dreams. Good night!

Be Happy Text Messages

2008-11-03T13:39:00.000-08:00

Life is matter of to do or not to do. Don’t let your mistakes be a regret but a lesson to ponder. A happy life deals with a choice. So choose to be happy because you deserve to be.

Life doesn’t have to be perfect to be wonderful, as long as someone you love loves you, its more than enough.

Don’t let anyone hold your happiness in their hands; hold it in yours so it will always be in your grasp… Stay happy. Its not merely an emotion its also a choice…

Life has many choices… if you can’t have all at least have some. If you can’t be good at least don’t be bad. If you can’t be totally happy don’t be completely sad. Enjoy life…

Happiness is not found at the end of the road. It is truly experienced along the way. So take not for granted each moment of your life and you will find a reason to be happy each day.

Friendship SMS Messages 2

2008-10-30T23:53:00.000-07:00

When you have a problem, don’t hesitate to tell it to people you can’t live with out, you have friends and loved ones that you can depends on, so even if you say you don’t need no body, your wrong. Remember what Bow Wow said to soul jaboy “everybody needs help even Superman”. Whammy you!

One of the best memories in my life was knowing a friends like you and even if I don’t have a lot of time to be with you I want you to know how much I treasure you since the day I knew you.

Real friends are not those who are nice to be with, but rather those who are nice to talk with, coz they don’t only listen they understand, not only your words, but most of all your silence.

If your friends is too frank that may he/she says hurts you, don’t get mad, coz donkey once told shriek: “only true friends can be cruelly honest!”

A friend is a book that needs to be read in order to find its inner beauty your one of the best books ever written. A master piece worth reading and a book worth keeping!

Pinoy Funny Text Jokes

2008-10-28T02:31:00.000-07:00

Alvin: alam mo brad, amoy tinapay ka.Jose: talaga! Anong klaseng tinapay?
Alvin: PUTOK!

3 batang mayayaman at mayayabang ang nag usap at nagpapayabangan.
Boy1: nung bday q niregaluhan ako ng daddy ng 2 yate.
Boy2: wala ka! Ng bday ko 3 barko ang niregalo sakin. Barko ha, hindi yate!
Boy3: ang yayabang nyo! Yaya! Nalinis mo nab a yung dagat na niregalo sakin ni daddy? Pakitanggal nga ng 2 yate at 3 barko din. Maliligo na ako.

Lola: Iho, ako ay isinumpa. Isa akong princesa. Kung ako ay iyong gagahasain babalik ako sa maganda kong anyo at tuluyang mapuputol ang sumpa.
(makaraan and 15 mins)
Lalaki: Yan, tapos na. bakit di ka pa rin nagpapalit ng anyo?!
Lola: Ilang taon ka na iho?
Lalaki: 30 na ho.
Lola: yang tanda mong yan naniniwala ka pa sa fairy tale?

Ang storya ng kandila. Mrs: deleyed ako ng 1 month, pero wag mo muna pagsasabi nahihiya ako. Mr: Ok. Next day dumating taga Meralco. Meralco: Misis deleyed po kayo ng 1 buwan. Mrs: Ha? Pano mo nalaman? Meralco: e, nasa record po. Mr: aba, bakit nakarecord jan na deleyed mrs ko? Meralco: Kung gusto nyo mwala sa record, mgbayad po kayo. Mr: E kung ayoko mgbayad? Meralco: e di puputulan kayo. Mr: Ha? Tarantado ka pala e! E anong gagamitin ni mrs? Meralco: pwede naman po sya gumamit ng kandila.

Kasalanan mong lahat ito kung bakit ako nagkakaganito. Nababaliw ako sa iyo, sagot ka naman nang sagot. Pinipilit kitang kalimutan pero palagi mo akong kinukulit. Nanggigigil ako sa iyo. Ano a ang gagawin ko sa iyo, aking cell phone.

I'm Here Text Messages

2008-10-21T16:50:00.000-07:00

We usually keep our problems and never want the world to know. Though we try to be stronger, were weak inside, but always remember I’m just here.

When changes came us we tend to let go of few things but even if I’ve got so many changes in my life now, “no change can ever make me forget you, I promise”.

I don’t know if I am a part of you, I’m not sure if you care for me to, I wont assume I mean much to you, but I want you to know that I’m just here, waiting to be needed by you.

If everything goes wrong and you’re down and alone and no one seems around just turn and look beside you coz there you’ll see me waiting for you to say: “hey freak, in need you here”, I know I’m not like you’re precious friends and I’m just a trash to them but I a sure you that if all those nasty bitches will live you theirs still me, you’re freaky fucking friend wiling to be there for you.

Being far isn’t the meaning of being away, I may not be there but messages are bridges I cross to make you feel I’m always here.

Creepy Scary Halloween Text Messages

2008-10-16T17:11:00.000-07:00

As the night falls, I want to greet you good night along with a warm hug from a crawling white little boy under your bed, a watchful eyes from a white lady and a good night kiss from a man with red eyes. Good Night and happy Halloween.

Someday I’ll die, no more talks and tears but theirs always be traces to live by, if I die, surely my life could end, but you can still continue talking, I’m listening.

One night, Mark walks alone in a dark Balete Street. Then he heard “Mark, Mark”.. He turns around to see who it is but there’s no one. “Mark, Mark..” He ran so fast until he reaches a sign that reads “Beware, Dog with a cleft palate!”

If you were the one to kill me, it wouldn’t really matter. The truth is, you can slit my throat and with my one last breath id still apologize for bleeding on your shirt..

Boy: Mom, is it really true that theres a ghost? Mother: and where did you got that silly question? Boy: from our neighbor. Mother: son, We dont have a neighbors.

Scary Halloween Quotes, Text Messages and Stories

Funny Text Messages

2008-10-09T17:26:00.000-07:00

Mr. Bean felt so ill so the doctor gave him a tablet. He started cutting the sides of the tablet. Doc: Why are you cutting the sides? Mr. Bean: To avoid the side effects.

As I stare outside my window looking at the pouring rain, I can’t stop thinking about, and wondering. Have you been singing again?

Just a thought, money can’t buy happiness. But somehow, its more comfortable to cry inside a Mercedes than inside a tricycle.

WIFE: Why are you so early today?
HUSBAND: Well my boss lost his temper and shouted at me. He said, “Go to hell,” so I went home immediately.

A traffic police pulled over a car for going through a traffic stop sign. The police recognized the driver as his former English teacher, “Mrs. Gonzales,” he said “those stop signs are periods, not commas.”

Broken Hearted SMS

2008-10-07T17:08:00.000-07:00

Love hurts when you breakup with someone. It hurts even more when someone breaks up with you. But love hurts most when the person you love has no idea how you feel.

Heartbreak will last as long as you want and cut deep as you allow them to go, challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.

The most hurtful kind of lies are the ones delivered by the people you care about the most. It makes you doubt everything you know and makes you wonder why you care so much and worst of all, it puts you in the position of deciding whether to tell them you know they’re lying or act like your too dull to even know the difference. Keep this in mind the next time you lie to someone who cares about you, because more often than not, they know and it hurts a lot.

One day you’ll love me as I’ve loved you. One day you’ll cry for me as I cried for you, one day you’ll need me just as I needed you, and one day you’ll want me and I won’t want you.

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to really forget someone.

Cute Text Messages

2008-09-30T01:49:00.000-07:00

There are things that you love to hear but you can never hear it from the person you would like to hear it from, but don’t be deaf to hear it from the person who says it from the heart.

I wrote your name in the sand but the tide washed it away. I wrote your name in the sky but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever you will stay.

Dropped a tear in the ocean, when they find it is when I will stop loving you.

My life’s not a complete without you in it, my heart will not beat without yours, my dream are not dreams without you in them, ill be right here waiting for you just to hold your hand.

If I’m in hell and you’re in heaven, ill always look up and be proud of you. But if I’m up in heaven and you’re in hell, ill be on my knees and beg the Lord to please send me down there coz with you, any place is heaven.

Letting Go Text Messages

2008-09-21T17:37:00.000-07:00

Love works in a magical ways, but never be filled in the promise of forever. There will become a time when a spark will die and when that time comes, we must learn to let go no matter how painful.

There are some things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind, but keep in mind that letting go is not the end of the world. It’s the beginning of new life.

I never thought I would see the day you no longer had control of me. But the day has come and its here to stay… I don’t need you anymore so go away.

You can never own something that was never yours. So stop griping on things we expect to last forever. Nothing last forever. Forever is a lie. Everything is transitory, so while you have something in your hand, put in mind that it’s just borrowed. So that someday, when it’s gone it won’t take eternity just to let go.

A sad thing about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to you and only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go.

Admiration Text Messages

2008-09-15T01:42:00.000-07:00

My heart beats faster every time you walk by. My eyes sparkle every time I hear your voice. I love you more every time you smile at me.

You walk in clouds of glitter and the sun reflects your eyes. And every time the wind blows I can smell you in the sky.

The other night I matched each stars with reason for loving you. It was great until I ran out of stars.

True is the word of your eyes. Beauty is the beating of your heart. Love is the smile on your face. Desire is the touch of your hand.

I keep on thinking of a word that will best describe you. Suddenly something entered my mind and it starts with Speci. Yeah, that’s it, Species, as in endangered species.

SMS Love Messages

2008-09-11T17:00:00.000-07:00

Some men feel the need to love a thousand different women, but a real man knows how to love one woman for life a thousand different ways.

We are one day closer to death than we were yesterday. Love like there’s no tomorrow, and if tomorrow comes love again.

Relationship can never be perfect, you can never force your partner to be faithful in the same way that a normal relationship should be. What’s important is at the end of the day you find each other side by side and your happy knowing that he/she’s yours. We need to enjoy relationship while its there

It is not ‘destiny’ that determines ‘love’, it is ‘choice’. Our so called ‘destiny’ is a lie. Relationship last long not because they’re destined to last long. Relationships last long because two brave people made a choice to keep it, to fight for it, and to work for it. Meanwhile, other relationships fail not because they’re destined to fail. They failed because one of the two or both made the choice, to set each other free.

Don’t wait for the right person to come into your life but the right person to come into someone’s life and make each moment count.

Friendship SMS Messages

2008-09-08T01:00:00.000-07:00

Ill forever cherish the friendship you have given me. Ill hold it close forever next to my heart. We may haven’t gone a long way but hope well be friends forever come what may.

Things between us might change years from now… It won’t be too surprising but just keep in mind that I’ve been a friend to you once… so till the end, ill always be.

If you need advice, text me. If you need a friend, call me. If you need me, email me. If you need money, the subscriber cannot be reached, please don’t try later.

Having a friend is like sleeping on wet cement, the longer you stay, the harder for you to let go. But once your gone, you cant go without leaving a single but memorable mark.

Whether the weather is good, whether the weather is bad, whether the weather, whatever the weather, you’ll be my friend forever whether you like it or not.

Teachers Day SMS

2008-09-04T22:38:00.000-07:00

Teacher is a person who always helps everybody to get the knowledge and always stands beside the students when they have problems. Thanks for being there Madam/Sir. Happy Teachers Day

The joys of learning come from you, for you make things simply wonderful to know
Happy Teacher's Day!

Greetings for the Teachers day
Remember all words he say
Words to make you social
He is our teacher
He is our guide
Lets make him feel pride

The Award for the most wonderful teacher has been declared and it goes to You. Happy Teachers day

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others.

Sweet Text Messages 7

2008-09-03T17:26:00.000-07:00

What makes me so happy to be in love with that guy, even if he’s not Brad Pitt? It’s because I found someone whose also happy with me even if I’m not Angelina Jolie.

Everything that happens in our lives has a reason why it happens. I guess the reason why I knew you is because I was meant to love you.

Pass this message only to the person:
-who made you smile
-who are special
-who became part of your life
-and to someone you will forever treasure
I just did.

If ever the world would end today, I’ll tell you now my love that maybe in another life, I’ll go on searching for you because you’ve been a special part of me and I can’t go on without you.

Cried my first tear of joy last night, heaven shined a light, all my dreams came true, my first night with you.

Friendship Text Messages 4

2008-08-31T17:14:00.000-07:00

Sooner you’ll no longer feel my presence; you’ll never even miss my absence. I’ll just hope somebody when the roads meet again you’ll still be the person, I used to call friend.

Friendship does not die just because of distance so even if your not here, I hope you know I’m keeping you with me in my heart coz you’ll always be special to me even through the miles.

Friendship is the wonderful gift that no one can buy. It is made up of love that roots in our hearts to make fruit of memory not just for a while but for a lifetime.

Do you ever recall the day we first meet? Our first hello? The day we became friends? Well I do, I will always remember for the best gifts I’ll be keeping you.

The best of friendship doesn’t only show when your together it shows when you’re apart yet you realize that despite distance and silence friendship still survives.

Thank You Text Messages

2008-08-26T01:59:00.000-07:00

My life is not really perfect, not so wonderful but I have the reason to be happy because theirs someone like you who’s been always good to me. Hope you won’t change, thanks for everything.

Someday it’s gone be too late, to say the things that must be said so before time turns against us. Just let me say this, thanks a lot, for being nice to me.

Thank you for stepping into my life and being nice and goods to me, hoping that we have started will not change, as time goes by,'No Goodbye!'.

I’m sure that someday somehow, before God closes my book of life, he will surely give me time to scan it. But I won’t lose for that time to say thanks for being a page of mine!

You were first a stranger, someone I never know existed. One who pass by me without saying hi, but now you’re someone with whom I share one of the best friendship in my life. Thank You.

Funny SMS Jokes 4

2008-08-18T01:55:00.000-07:00

First in Space:RUSSIAN: We were the first in space.
AMERICAN: We were the first in the moon.
FILIPINO: We will be the first in the sun.
AMERICAN: No, you cannot land in the sun. It’s too hot!
FILIPINO: It’s very simple. We will go their at night.

MINNIE: Dear, I see your cough is better this morning?
ADAN: Why not? I’ve been practicing all night.

A Chinese walked into a bar and talked to the black bartender, 'I’ll have a jigger nigger.' You weren’t trying to insult me, were you pal?' asked the bartender. The Chinese assured him to the contrary. 'Then let’s change places, 'Suggested the bartender. They did and the black walked up the bar and said, 'Gimme a drink, chink.' The Chinese replied, 'Sorry, we don’t serve niggers.'

ROMMEL: what did Rodel say when he fell off the ladder?
WENG: Shall I leave out the bad words?
ROMMEL: of course.
WENG: Nothing!

GUEST SPEAKER: Let us define some terms before we proceed. What is a good manager?
EMPLOYEE 1: One who shows profit.
GUEST SPEAKER: What do you call a manager who shows losses?
EMPLOYEE 2: An EX-MANAGER.

Sweet SMS

2008-08-11T16:30:00.001-07:00

Cotton candy? Nope! Chocolate syrup? Nah! Fresh honey? Not! Lemme see… How bout Sugar? Nope! Darn! I still cant find anything as sweet as you.

I was at the ship thinking of you. When I looked down, I dropped a tear into the ocean, until someone finds it, that’s the only time I’ll stop loving you.

No matter how loud I laugh, I’m still not happy. No matter how hard I cry, the sadness inside grows. The more people love me, the more I feel empty. I just need you to love me, for all the pain to go.

Being alone maybe the hardest thing but it gives you time to think and realize how much you really want to spend your life with someone you’re destined to be with.

I have learned to accept what life has thrown at me, most brought pain and regret. You are one of them that brought joy and I don’t want you to be just another life’s regret.

Spiritual SMS Messages

2008-08-08T01:34:00.000-07:00

Trials exist not because God wants to test you. That is a lie. He already knows your capabilities, more than you could imagine, trials exist because you need to learn one thing, and that is FAITH.

God will prove to you how good and acceptable and perfect His will is, when He’s got His hands on the steering wheel of your life.

Everything about the future is uncertain but 1 thing is for sure, God had already arranged all our tomorrows. We just have to trust in him as he leads.

Little things we give away surely comes back to us some other day. Coz God never forget to give reward to those who share their unselfish hearts.

The best way to walk each day is not by walking with nice shoes, but by walking with God. Walk not only by feet but walk with faith in your heart.

Love SMS Messages

2008-08-04T01:59:00.000-07:00

To love somebody is so risky and indeed very tiring; sometimes it seems you’ve already done every thing to the person but then your existence remains unseen.

Sometimes two people decide to keep their feelings even if they love each other and I often wonder why? I supposed it’s not the love that so hard to sustain, but the commitment that complicates everything.

Some things are not meant to be kept forever. You know you have to stop and let go things aren’t going right, and everything you did is unappreciated. It is wiser to be alone but happy. Than with somebody who do nothing while you do everything.

Never get tired of doing little things for others, sometimes those little things occupy the biggest part of their hearts.

If two souls are destined to fall in love, they will meet at the crossroad of their lives if they fall in love not meant for each other, even if they are happy they are destined to fall apart.

Funny SMS Jokes 3

2008-07-30T17:26:00.000-07:00

First in space: Russian: we were the first in space. AMERICAN: we were the first in the moon. FILIPINO: We will be the first in the sun. AMERICAN: No, you cannot land in the sun, it’s too hot! FILIPINO: it’s very simple; we will go there at night.

SON: Dad, can you write in the dark? DADDY: I think so. What is it you want me to write? SON: your signature on my report card.

Dying Woman: Father, I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered at the mall.
PRIEST: why at the mall?
DYING WEOMAN: that way, I know my daughter will visit me every week.

EMPLOYER: In this job, we need someone who is responsible.
APPLICANT: I’m the person you’re looking for, in my last job, overtime something went wrong, and they said I was responsible.

A little boy went to his father and asked: 'Papa, where did all my intelligence come from?' the father replied: 'well, son, you might have gotten it from your mother, ‘cause I still have mine.'

Sweet Text Messages 6

2008-07-28T18:00:00.000-07:00

I can’t find a perfect word to describe our relationship or how much you mean to me. All I know is that you’re my other half and I don’t know what to do if ever you’re gone.

Being with you was the happiest days of my life, being without you was the saddest, talking to you eases the pain, thinking of you makes me feel insane but my feelings for you will remain the same.

Time will prove my love to you and cement my place in your heart forever. For time will give me the credibility and the believability that I need to convince you to want to spend the rest of your life with me that I am worthy of such a commitment.

Can you hear my heart? It says I love you. Do you believe it? Close your eyes for a while, you know this is isn’t my style. But one thing’s for sure, I wanna love you more and forever.

If missing you is the hardest part of my life… Then soften it please, and be my wife.

Love Text Messages 14

2008-07-22T18:14:00.000-07:00

I can’t tell you I care, I can’t tell you my feelings but I know its there. I can’t tell you I want to stay, I can’t tell you I love you coz you might go away.

What really matters in picking your chocolate is not the sweetness but its capabilities of making you happy no matter how bitter it could get sometimes.

The tide can wash away the sand, the wind can blow away the sky but the moments you’ve spent with the person who mean so much will forever stay in your heart.

Its best to wait for the one you want that settle for the one available. Best to wait for the one you love than the one who’s around. Best to wait for the right one coz life is too short to be wasted on just someone.

You’ll know he loves you when you know that he’ll never hurt you no matter how much you hurt him and you’ll know you love him when you don’t hurt him when you know you can.

Missing You SMS

2008-07-17T17:09:00.000-07:00

Someone misses you so much, its not your family nor the one of your relatives, its not even your best friend nor your sweetheart, its just a simple ordinary me who misses the special extraordinary.

Wishing you one day you’ll miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me you would not find me. Why? Because I want you to miss me the same way I’m missing you.

Being so far from each other is not a reason enough to forget you.. I may not always keep in touch. But my heart and mind tell.. "I miss your presence so much."

I’ve known almost hundred names, I’ve known almost a hundred numbers but there is something about you that keeps me texting you. Don’t know what it is, but when I thought it might be just because you are YOU.

When Peter Pan saw Tinkerbell again after quite some time, he asked ‘why did you have to go away for so long?’ Tinkerbell replied: ‘you never gave me a reason to come back. I was always there when you needed me. But I guess you never showed how important I am in your life. Now its different and now we’ve changed. But I’m still smiling.’ Peter Pan asked her why? Tinkerbell: ’I myself don’t know the reason. Its just now its your turn to miss me.’

Depressing Text Messages

2008-07-15T02:10:00.000-07:00

It hurts to see someone walk away from you. But it hurts most is when they made you feel loved, made you fall for them, made you believe they love you. But they never really did.

It really hurts to love someone who doesn’t give you time of day but what will hurt more is when you realize that someone that you don’t give the time of day loved you and give it up coz you loved someone else.

I love you, I really do, but making me your whole life wont do much good for you. Love me enough to let me go.

To walk is what I always do, but I prefer not to look back or to look back to people who’s no longer walking with me. Then someone asked me: ‘why did you just let other people leave you?’ then I answered ‘life is a long journey. Let see who will be walking with me till the end of my story.’

A painfully-sweet fact: Truth is, everyone’s going to hurt you. You just have to decide whose worth the sweet torture.

Sweet Text Messages 5

2008-07-11T01:46:00.000-07:00

I would give up everything for one moment with you, for one moment is better than a lifetime of never knowing you.

Time may change my life but my hearts remains the same to you. Time may change your heart but my love for you never changes.

Love can touch us one time, and last a whole life time. Love was when I loved you, one true time I hold you.

My life has been awaiting you; your footfall was my own hearts beat.

True love find its way directly to the heart, there are no boundaries or limits, it can touch the skies even the moon and the stars, for you can say when true love will come.

Goodbye Text Messages

2008-07-06T21:56:00.000-07:00

Why say you’re not good enough for me when what you mean is the opposite? Why say you regret letting me go when all you mean is you cant love me anymore? Why so many excuses when all you mean is Goodbye?

Time will come you’ll going to say goodbye. You’ll say ‘Thanks for everything.’ It will truly hurt me but I will accept it and smile to hide the pain, but please if you can hold on, don’t leave. Please?

I tried to take the pain away by finding someone new, but then I came to realize no one compares to you. And even if I look around pretending not to cry, ill always go back to the day you finally say goodbye.

There are things we didn’t want to happen but have to experience, things that we don’t want to know but have learned and people who we can’t live without but have to let go, sad but true.

You deserve to be happy not in the arms of someone who keeps you waiting but in the arms of someone who will take you now and will love you forever.

Love Text Messages 13

2008-07-02T17:18:00.000-07:00

People continue to love in spite of the pain, tears and heartbreak... maybe because the pain made them stronger, tears made them braver, and the heartbreak made them wiser.

Sometimes we cant let go of hurt because it is a constant reminder of one great love story we never expected to come to an end.

It’s hard to find a person who is sweet, loving, down to earth, thoughtful, caring and kind. You’re very lucky to have me. Hehehe…

Love is just a feeling until it is shared with someone who loves you. Then it is your life.

Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and be loved is the greatest happiness of existence.

Pinoy Tagalog Love Quotes

2008-06-30T17:09:00.000-07:00

Ang hirap umasa na magbabalikan pa kayo ng mahal mo. Ang hirap ding isipin na napunta sa wala ang pag Mamahalan nyo pero higot sa lahat ang hirap tanggapin na limot ka na nya kahit ikaw nagmamahal parin ng sobra.

Minsan gusto ko ng makalimot kaso takot ako. Di ko tuloy alam pano ko gawin ang sumaya ng hindi nasasaktan, palagay mo magawa ko kaya ang iwan ang isang taong ayoko na pero mahal ko pa?

Kahit saktan mo ang taong nagmamahal sayo kahit ilang ulit mo syang itulak na palayo sayo, patuloy ka niyang mamahalin dahil kahit nasasaktan sya alam nya na sayo lang sya liligaya.

Halimbawa, sa puso mo dalawa ang tinitibok nito. Sino pipiliin mo? Yung malayo pero sabi mong mahal na mahal mo? O yung nasa tabi mo lang na mahal na mahal ka?

Pag nagmahal ka, you don’t have to change yourself para lang matanggap ka nya. As long as you can adjust in your relationship, ok na. If di ka nya maapreciate, tanga sya.

Sweet SMS Messages 2

2008-06-27T00:59:00.000-07:00

Its not how many or how few, how long or how short, how funny or how corny your messages as long as it’s from you, it has one common effect; it makes me happy cause you remember me.

I have two little eyes, two little ears to listen and two little feet to walk with you, two little arms to hold you tight and Big heart to love you.

If only I could hold you now to let you know how happy I am to have you in my life, expect me not to let go. I would rather lose my life than be without you.

If there are times you are afraid, times you are confused, times you feel uneasy, times you feel alone, times you start to cry and times you stop to love… Don’t worry, you still have me…

When I laugh with you, I know the meaning of happiness, and when I’m with you, I know the meaning of Love.

Sayings Text Messages

2008-06-23T16:53:00.000-07:00

Creed of Life: Let your love be stronger than your hate and anger. learn the wisdom of compromise, for it is better to bend a little than to break.

If people talk behind your back, let them indulge themselves. Your two steps ahead of them. keep in mind that a strong minds talk about idea; weak minds talk about people.

Treasure everything special to you. make as many memories as you can. coz remember "Lifes not measured by the breaths we take but by moments that take you breath away."

Its true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

At times you’re sad about what’s going on with your life… Just remember one permanent fact: Everything Changes!

SMS Love Quotes 2

2008-06-20T01:06:00.000-07:00

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts and a love that never dies.

Love is a dance step that never goes out of style. Sometimes you stumble, sometimes you hurt your partner’s foot, but often times you must learn new steps to survive.

Love is the strongest part of the game, not needing to know each others name, but beware of some obstacles that will make you cry because if you lose, it is as if you’re going to die.

I want to say Hi cause I want to greet, I want to say “how are you?” cause I’m concerned; I want to ask “is everything fine?” cause I care, I want to say “thank you” cause I appreciate your existence.

If ever you’ll find someone who makes you smile through storms, comfort you till sun down... Face the fact, keep and never let go of that person… There’s no “right one” when the ‘real one” comes along.

Yo Mama SMS Jokes

2008-06-19T17:10:00.000-07:00

Yo mama is so fat that the way she farts, Al Gore chooses her as a global warming.

Yo mama is so ghetto when she breast feeds, cool aid comes out.

Yo mama is so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish Holiday.

Yo mama is so hairy that the only language she speaks is Wookie.

Yo mama’s titties is smaller than yours.

Sweet Text Messages 4

2008-06-16T17:26:00.000-07:00

I wish I could collect the perfect words, put them in your hands and close your fingers around them so you could know how I thank GOD for sending you to me.

I knew there was something very special about you.. But it still came as a surprise when you reached into the sky, pulled down the stars and made a little heaven right here on earth.

If you are in heaven and I’m in hell, I’ll always look up to remember you. But if I’m in heaven and you are in hell, I’ll ask God to send me to hell, because heaven won’t be heaven without you.

When you care so much for somebody, you’ll find every possible way to let your messages get through. Hope you’ll be able to receive this so that you’ll know how much I care for you.

Time might lead me to nowhere, fate might break me apart; but I’m always be thankful that once, along my life’s journey I found you.

Sad Text Messages

2008-06-12T16:56:00.000-07:00

Why should I dream when they don’t come true, why should I love you if you wont love me too. Why should I wish when I can’t have you? Why should I try when I don’t mean a thing to you? Why should I hope cause somehow, someway I feel you love me too.

It hurts to say goodbye to a person that you almost give your life knowing that life won’t be the same with out him, but its better to give up the feeling rather than to know that your the only one fighting.

Don’t shed your tear for someone who hurt you. Don’t long for that person if they left. Don’t feel sorry if you failed when you tried your best. Someone is out there more deserving for your time and love.

You know what hurts? Its when the one you love gives up and say "you deserve someone better" and you whisper "maybe i do" when you know that deep inside you'll never find someone whose better that the best.

In love you can make mistakes. But the biggest mistake you could ever do is to give up someone you love and say: 'its for the best, so I’ll stop hurting myself...'

Good Morning Text Messages

2008-06-09T20:05:00.000-07:00

Always welcome a new day with a smile in your face, love in your heart and good thoughts in your mind and you will have a better day ahead of you.

Hope you wake up today with love in your heart. Success in your dream, answer to your prayers and that smile will always be there in your eyes. Good morning!

Morning is the best time to be peaceful, to appreciate life, to plan our day and to thank God for all the blessings. happy good morning

Morning is a sign of Gods great love for Us. Let us be thankful that we are given a new day to share His love with special people in our heart. Good day.

The first sunlight to kiss your face is my prayer to God requesting Him to take care of you and let you know how special in His eyes and mine too. good morning.

Friendship Text Messages 3

2008-06-04T18:07:00.000-07:00

Sweet friends are like wind . You cant see whats inside their hearts but you can always feel their presence and sincerity. Thanks for being a gentle wind in my life.

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind, for the mind easily forgets but the heart of a friend always remembers.

Lord I thank you for this beautiful life enriched and cared for by true friends, made meaningful by their love. Let them live under your care. Bless them always.

Valuing friendship is not merely by seeing each others everyday. What counts is that somehow in our busy lives, we remember each other! Stay Happy!

It’s not how good you jump over the obstacles. Nor how fast you get to the top but how often you stopped to be a friend. That makes life worthwhile. Thanks for stopping by.

Text Love Quotes

2008-05-29T17:11:00.000-07:00

People are never perfect but love can be. So why waste your time looking for the perfect love instead of creating the perfect love.

If kisses were water I'd give you the sea. if hugs were leaves, I'd give you a tree. if spaces were love, i'd give you eternity.. and if youre true to me, Ill keep all my love for thee.

If I were to be born again.. I'd like to be a tear born in your eyes.. It lives on your cheek.. It dies on your lips.

The tear shed over the heartbreaks are the words left unsaid and deeds left undone.

The say the best thins in life are free but this aint true, I had to text you even theres a fee.. Cause you are the one of the best for me.

Good Night Text Messages

2008-05-25T19:47:00.000-07:00

When starlights twinkle and play, a warm goodnight I always say, sleep tight i sincerely pray, In your dreams i will stay to bring you smile for the coming day. Sweet night.

GOD made the night for us to rest our tired bodies, to talk with him alone, and to prepare ourselves for tomorrow. have a precious night and a wonderful dream.

'God Bless you' Is such a little prayer, but it means so much: May His Angels guard your sleep and light your way and His grace abound in you always. Sweet dreams.

i pray for a life that you deserve.. A life thats good as your heart, as bright as your smile, and as wonderful as you are.. Enjoy life and stay in Gods hand.

Praying for you is my way of saying "You are special". So i asked God to pour whats best for you and what makes you happy.. Always stay happy and healthy.

Friendship SMS Quotes 2

2008-05-22T17:16:00.000-07:00

In friendship, there will be times when i cant understand you at all. Not see things the way you want me to. But no matter what happens you'll always be one of the people who made me - a better me. Thank you,

friendship is just rainbow between two hearts sharing 7 colors of feelings: Love, sadness, happiness, truth, faith, secret, and respect. Hope you'll find that rainbow with me.

The moon said to me, If your friend is not texting you, why dont you leave your friend? I looked back to the moon and said, Does your sky ever leave you when you dont shine?

You've never been ordinary to me. In fact, youve always been special. you might just think im oblivious but youre not forgotten coz since weve become friends, youve always been special part of my life.

Every nice friend is a glimpse of God. It is one of our life's blessings, a priceless gift that can never be bought, sold, or forgotten just like you.

Love Text Messages 12

2008-05-18T17:09:00.000-07:00

I would give up happiness to never see you sad. I would give up eternity to be with you always. i would give up my life so that yours would be new. i would give up everything except you.

Tonight go outside and look at the moon, the beautiful moon which reminds me of you. it is you who shines so bright and kiss my worries good night even though you look like a moon.

Never frown because you'll never know if someone is falling in love with your smile.

You'll learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry.

Learn to love the person who is with you at present. Forget the person in the past and thank him instead for hurting you which lead you to love the person you have right now.

Fathers Day Text Messages

2008-05-15T17:14:00.000-07:00

Good Morning! Could you do me a favor? Please hug your dad for me and tell him that i said thanks for raising you well to become one of the best people I know. happy fathers day to your dad.

A Dad is Gods love in action. He looks with his heart and feels with his eyes. A Dad is the cement that keeps his family together and his love last a lifetime. Happy Fathers Day!

Happy fathers day to your dad. may you always cherish and love him coz hes the one and only dad that you could ever have. Long live to your dad.

Thanks for being there Through the tears Laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father’s Day! Dad. I love U so much.

Daddy, I love you so, You are my inspiration, You are a picture of strength and serenity, and I shall love you till eternity! “Happy Fathers Day”

Spiritual Text Messages 4

2008-05-11T19:15:00.000-07:00

No one ever fulfilled a dream w/o failure, no one perfected the law without violation, no one ever loved w/o a broken heart. Above all no one can live alone w/o God.

The most humbling statement we can say is.. "I am nothing without God". And the most powerful statement is.. "With God no thing is impossible"

People whose minds are saturated with God's words and submissive to his thoughts have a wisdom that in eternity will prove superior to all the secular wisdom in the world.

Heartfelt praise to the Lord: Open your heart let praise roll fort. Review all the things He has done for you. Rejoice, Be glad and Sing. Acknowledge that he defends you. Go to him for refuge. talk about what he's done for you. Recieve His mercy and rejoice His Salvation.

The Winning horse doesnt know why it runs a race. It runs because of the whip and pain,. Life is a race; if you are in pain, then clearly, God wants you to win.

Sweet SMS Messages

2008-05-08T17:15:00.000-07:00

When I'm away from you, I'm still with you. when my eyes are closed, I could still see you. When I'm awake, i still dream of you. When I feel i have everything, I still need you. And no matter what, I'll always love you.

Your not one of the reason why life is worth living, not one of the reason why I'm Happy all day long, neither why ill never feel alone - You'll never be one of the reasons, cause You'll always be the only reason.

On the course of love, people must teach their hearts to be brave- brave enough to hold on when things go wrong and brave enough to let go when they realize that things are not meant to be after all.

I was born with a heart, like the rest of us do have, but just recently i found it in half. Could you please check your heart? It might be holding my missing half.

We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. we say we love trees, yet we cut them.. And we still wonder why some poeple are afraid when they are told that they are loved.

Pinoy SMS Jokes

2008-05-05T17:00:00.000-07:00

Kinuha si Juan na maging sepulturero sa isang sementeryo. isang gabi nung nag roronda siya sa sementeryo. nakakita siya ang taong may pinupukpok sa isang puntod.
JUAN: EEEKKK, Akala ko isa kang multo. Ano ba pinipukpok mo dyan sa lapida?
NAGPUPUKPOK: Eh kasi naman itong gumagawa ng lapida ang tatanga! Mali spelling ng pangalan ko kaya bumangon nalang ako para ayusin.

Tatlong tangang magkakaibigan ang nagsiksikan sa isang kama.
TANGA 1: Pre, di tayo kasya. Ang sikip! bawas tayo ng isa.
TANGA 2: yan pare, lumuwag na, akyat ka na dito.

Bumalik sa Pinas and isang balikbayan na Bisayang Tisoy. Tumuloy sya sa isang hotel sa Cebu. Front Desk clerk: Sir, wilcam to Cebu! Chik-in?
Balikbayan: Dili Dong, Noy-Pi!

Tanong: Ano ang pinagkapareho ng bagyo at cellphone?
Sagot: E di SIGNAL!

Fetra: Nay! Nay! inimbita ako ng PRENDS ko, pwede po ako pumunta sa FARTY nila?
Nanay: Anong FARTY and pinagsasabi mo? Ayusin mo nga mga salita mo. Grade 6 ka na nga eh kung mag salita ka napaka- STUFID.

Love Text Messages 11

2008-04-28T01:20:00.000-07:00

Love is weakest when theres more doubts that trust, but love is stornger when we learn how to trust in spite the doubts.

In times of loving, the mind asks. What the mind questions, the heart answers. When the mind resist, the heart insist. It's this time that mind loses and the heart wins.

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love.

It is better to love for a minute and remember it for a lifetime than to love for a lifetime and hae every minute of it.

The easiest part was getting to know you. The hardest part was being away from you. The best part is when were together.

Sweet Text Messages 3

2008-04-24T17:34:00.000-07:00

Your heart, the place that i would like to go. Your eyes, the mystery that i want to know. Your smile, the magic that i want to learn. your love, the flame that makes me burn.

people seldom say "I Love you" and when they do, its either too late or the love is gone. But when I say "I Love you" it doesn't mean you have to stay, but I wish you'd never go away.

When love is lost.. Relax! it just mean that another love is about to take place- A greater love.

Sometimes love is just like walking on a one-way street, but no matter how long it is, theres always bound to be an intersection where two roads meet.

Dont search for the one you must love, time will come for you to fill, but now if the tme has come, my heart knows its you i want, so now im telling this to you, coz my heart wont lie to you.

SMS Love Quotes

2008-04-21T17:35:00.000-07:00

I may be innocent to know what love is, I may not show it to you but I felt that you knew. I may not love you the way it should be, but I'm always willing to love you the way i understand it.

Cant you see the look in my eyes that say i like you? cant you see the smile on my face whenever we talk? Cant you see I'm happy whenever I'm with you? and why cant you see that I'm falling in love with you!

You're the one I hug so tight, you're the one i dream of at night, always remember that i'll forever be true, each and every second my heart belongs to you.

Life they say is touch and go. Some people you know may only be there for sometime. Some may go away, but people who find you special will always find ways to stay.

Someday you will lose the one you love if you will not show him/her now how much you really care. So, tell him/her now before its too late. you might wake up one morning losing him/her.

Sweet Text Messages 2

2008-04-14T18:04:00.000-07:00

If you say run! I'll say "how far?" If you say swim! I'll say "how deep?" If you say jump! I'll say "How high?" If you say, "go away" I'll say "no, I wont! I'll stay with yo forever.. because you are special"

When theres no room in the heart for you, theres always room in my house for you!

We are bulding in sorrow or joy. A friendship the world cant see which time can destroy coz were building.. for eternity..

Relationship are like traffic signs, 1 way, 2 way, do not enter, no u turn, no left turn, but the best so far is give way and keep right.

The perfect man and woman of our dreams lives in our dreams..In this life, we have to settle on whoever comes close. Someone not perfect but real.

Love SMS Quotes 2

2008-04-10T19:45:00.000-07:00

There is love when two people give their hearts. today i gave my to you in a box. I thought you rejected it when the box came back to me, but when i opened it i found your heart.

Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not as it to often is, the end.

Love ceases to be a pleasure when it ceases to be a secret.

True Partners don't think the same.. Instead they simply think together.

Love isn't finding the right person, but creating the right relationship.

Broken Hearted Text Messages

2008-04-09T23:55:00.000-07:00

If your heart get broken by the one you truly love.. Dont let go of the love in your heart but let go of the person. Youll never know, someone might be worthy of that love.

There is always a reason why we have to go on when we wanted to say good bye to the feelings we wanted to stay forever, for love will have to set its wings free and find place where it belongs.

Life doesnt end where our heartaches begin. It only ends when we give up on ourselves and the love that we have in our heart turns cold.

Let your love be stronger than your hate and anger. Learn the wisdom of compromise for it is better to bend a little than to break.

“I thought love can melt the pain no matter how painful it is, but I was wrong, coz now I know pain can melt the love no matter how great it is.”

Pick Up Lines Text Messages

2008-04-07T19:03:00.000-07:00

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind. You must be a thief because you stole my heart and I must be a bad shooter because i keep on missing you.

What if i said "i like you", would you text back and say its ok? what if i tell you "I miss you", would you go back and say will you stay? How bout if i confess that "i love you', would you ever text back?

Cant you see the look in my eyes that say i like you? Cant you see the smile on my face whenever we talk? cant you see I'm happy whenever im with you? And why can't you see that i'm falling in love with you!

You're the one i hug so tight, you're the one i dream of at night, always remember that i'll forever be true, earch and every second my heart belongs to you.

Can i say I love you today? if not, can i ask you again tomorrow? and the day after tomorrow? and the day after that? Cause ill be loving you every single day of my life.

Friendship SMS Quotes

2008-04-03T17:10:00.000-07:00

The true test of friendship is when you part ways and realize that despite the distance, you're still friend true and through.

To have you as a friend is to have one of the sweetest gift life can bring; to be a friend to you is t be one of the sweetest feelings one can have in life.

Friendship is the art of reaching out and touching someone else hearts just like the way you touched mine.. A big thanks for beaing good to me and double thanks for accepting me as i am.

A friend is what the heart needs all the time. No wonder i hear my heart beep also when you text me.

friendship happens in that special moment when someone reaches out to another, hopes the best fo anther and makes a special difference that no one else can make.

Funny SMS Jokes 2

2008-04-01T17:30:00.000-07:00

I have to ask you something important.. I have a problem, I need your honesty. Theres this thing thats bothering me and i think youre the right person to be asked.. Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Newsflash: Yesterday, there was a Nun jogging at the park and was raped! After that day, there was hundred of Nuns jogging in the park.

When God created music, there was your voice. When God created happiness, there was you. When god created cuteness, smartness and good looks.. I was there. Where were you that time?

In a japanese restaurant..
Customer: Give me "ta-keho-me"
Waiter: Sir?is it take home?

Sinner: father, forgive me for i have sinned. I'm sexually preoccupied and often read dirty jokes and graphics from my cellphone.
Priest: My child..can we be textmates?

Funny SMS Jokes

2008-03-27T22:29:00.000-07:00

NEWTON's 4th LAW: The last drop of male urine does not obey the law of gravity unless... SHAKEN.

Why dont cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny!

why do women wear tampons when they skydive? So they dont whistle on the way down.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

How can a woman tell is shes flat chested? She looks down her dress and the two bumps she sees are her knees.

Love SMS Quotes

2008-03-26T23:27:00.000-07:00

Destiny decides who you meet in life, but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in our life.

I never considered you a friend. Even when we first met, i didnt want to be your friend! thats because i wanted you to be more than a friend.

I may not be to expressive to tel how much i care, how much i value the real you, but one thing for sure is that i will always love you.

The best happiness in life is the happiness you get in loving someone..coz you never lose in loving, you only lose in holding back.

Finding the right person is like digging a well. right when you think you've reach nothing, you suddenly get flodded by love.

Funny SMS Quotes

2008-03-25T17:13:00.000-07:00

On the first anniversary of marriage: Husband speaks and the Wife hears. On the second anniversary of marriage: wife speaks and husband hears. On the third anniversary of marriage: Both husband and wife speak, and the neighbors hear!

Newly-married guy: Sweetheart, would you still marry me even if my father hadnt left me a fortune?
Newly-married girl: Honey i would still marry you no matter wh left you a fortune.

What is the difference between single menn and married men? Well, married men live longer than single men do, but married men are also a lot more willing to die.

Jimbo is walking down Baywalk one early morning when a holdupper suddenly emerges from the coconut palms, pulls out a gun and says "Your money or your life!?". Jimbo Looks at him puzzled and a long silence follows. "Your money or your life?!" the holdupper repeats. The holdupper is impatient and complains, "What taking you so long?" Finally Jimbo says "Im thinking, Im thinking!"

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Missing You Text Messages

2008-03-23T17:40:00.000-07:00

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z "oopz imiss u'

Dont hold back affection say what's in your heart that you're happy when you're together and sad when your apart. I miss you so much.

I miss you so much that i long for your touch, I miss your smile that i miss you're here for a while, and what i miss most is the way you laugh..that spending a minute with you is good enough.

Why say hi if you mean i miss you. Why say lets go out! if you mean i want to be with you. Why say STAY! if you can say be with me. Then why say I care when your heart says I LOVE YOU!

You have a heart, I have mine too.. If theyre apart, mine feels really blue..If they're really blue, I dont know what to do. Its just beats faster and faster and shouts I LOVE YOU!

See also other Missing You Text Messages

Ilonggo Text Jokes

2008-03-18T23:53:00.000-07:00

Wife: Dok musta na bana ko?
Dok: Sorry, ikaw na mapaligo kag mapakaon sa iya kay utod na kamot kag tiil nya.
Wife: Ha? ANO?!
Dok: Nerbyos ka no? Pati ka na ah, Joke lang. PATAY na SYA.

La lang, napinsar ta lang ka, sorry ha? kay basi nastorbo ta ka..Basi may nahulat ka nga message sang iban, pero gusto ko lang mabalan mo, nag bunga na amon nga santol. ngayo ka?

basi may mag txt da sa imo na di mo kilala, friend ko na. gapangayo # mo sakon. Senxa gn hatag ko. same age mo man xa. gapangita abi sang mayo gd nga MANUGLUY-A. Pwede ka?

In a restaurant: Man: Waiter? bakit ng inorder ko?ilan ba ang cook ninyo rito? Waiter: Ay suri sir, la man kami cuk, pipsi lang.

teacher: Class, Draw a fish.
Class: Yeeesss maam!
Teacher: Ruby! Kahigko higko kag ka itom gid na ya sang drawing mo haw?
Ruby: kalma bala maam! Daw manul ka! Kita mo sinugba ni! Hehehe...

Birthday Text Messages

2008-03-17T23:35:00.000-07:00

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

You weren't put on Earth to be remembered, You were put here to preapre for eternity. Happy Birthday!

Ths msg has No Fat,No cholesterol and No Addictive. This is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Smile N Happy Birthday

Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.

wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Love Text Messages 10

2008-03-16T19:56:00.000-07:00

Don't worry if you lose love. Thats just God's way of preparing you for someone better.

People came, people go but I'm glad i know that whenever i say HELLO, your feeling always shows.

Your feelings mean a lot to me, your heart sets me free but when you dont text me i start crying, cant you see?

When i see the stars at night, i think of a shining star that turns darkness to light. Thats you, even if your far You make me feel alright.

some Events always seem special n matter how many times we forget them. Its such a perfect day for letting you know how warmly you're thought about TODAY.

Pinoy Text Jokes 2

2008-03-10T22:17:00.000-07:00

Jon: Pare, ang ganda ng ngipin mo a! parang exam.
Dong: bakit naman?
Jon: One seat apart, hahaha...
Dong: Ikaw din naman ah!
Jon: Baket?
Dong: Fill in the blanks! HAHAHAHA....

TATAY: bagsak ka naman?bat d mo gayahin c Pedro? Palaging Honor!
SON: Unfair namang ikumpara nyo ako kay pedro..
TATAY: Bakit naman?
SON: matalino kaya Tatay nun.

Matamis man ang pakwan, mas matamis pa rin di hamak ang nakilala, minahal, niligawan, hinalikan, at nyakap bago nag pa KWAN.

Pedro bumps a Foreigner:
Pedro: ay sorry
Foreigner: sorry 2
P:sorry 3
F: wat are you sorry 4?
P:(kala mo bobo ako ha) sorry 5
F: I think your SICK
P: haha..SICK daw, SIX tange!

Sa mental may isang baliw na kumakanta habang nakahiga sa kama. Tumigil ito at dumapa, kumanta ulet. nagtaka ang nurse at tinanong,
Nurse: bat ka bumaliktad?
baliw: Tanga, side B na! baliw ka ba?

Love Text Messages 9

2008-02-29T00:40:00.000-08:00

If they offered me a million dollars instead of you I would reject it because you are one in a million.

When you love someone expect cuts and bruises. Don't they say that true love hurts?

Dont ask how Long our love will last, but how lasting our Longings will be for each other.

My heart is small compared to the world but my world is large enough to accomodate your heart.

If you ask me to walk halfway ill go the extra mile, If you ask me to hold your hand, ill hold both hands, if you ask me to be with you, ill tell you: thats what im doing already.

Love Text Messages 8

2008-02-26T23:15:00.000-08:00

Whenever you make me smile, I never miss to put it somewhere in my heart and if ever i find my self lonely i would scan my heart to remind me of the times i felt important because of you.

Cellphones can be irritating. you have to buy load every now and then. You have to recharge the battery. Messages get delayed.But there is one thing I love about it. It connects "ME TO YOU".

There is no special occasion today and no special reason to text. I dont have any news to share, no problems to air.Its one of those times that i wish to say "I REMEMBER YOU"

I always wanna let you know how special you are to me but i cant find the right words to prove it. hope this one works just like casper said.. "Can I keep you?"

The things that matters most in this world can never be held n our hands, because it's held tightly within our hearts.

Love Text Messages 7

2008-02-25T23:08:00.000-08:00

On a silent nite when friends r few, i close my eyes n think of u, a silent nite, a silent tear, a silent wish u were here!

I have never been good with words..nor at expressing what i feel..But i hope in some way, somehow i have made you feel that "youre very much appreciated that you have made me enjoy life."

Can i tel you my secrets? Something you still dont know about me. Will you promise to keep it? Well, I trust you. Youll be the first to know that "Im scared to lose you."

I believe dat a man is lucky if he wins the first Love of a woman.. But the truth is.. A woman is luckier if she wins the last love of a man.

Im jealous of people getting close to you especially when you show them the real you. Its not that im selfish, im just afraid that youll become to happy with them and youll forget about me.

Funny Naughty Text Messages

2008-02-25T22:59:00.000-08:00

If made to choose between your boyfriend and your cellphone, choose your cellphone. Youll never miss your boyfriend just make sure you phone has a vibra alert.

Once there was a cat and a rooster, the cat fell into the water and paddled hard, the rooster laugh. Moral of the story: In every wet pussy, theres always a happy cock.

Guys reaction to girls wearing shorts: "WOW Legs!" Girls reaction to guys wearing shorts: "WOW Eggs!"

Virgninity Causes cancer and causes death. So save life, share your virginity. Pls pass to your virgin friends.. Ohh, shit! SOrry, Wrong send!

Why do a lot of women spend most of their time improving their looks but not their brains? Why? Because they know that boys are stupid but not blind. Agree?

Friendship Text Messages 2

2008-02-20T00:22:00.000-08:00

Life may lead us to different roads, meeting new people and learning things. But one thing is for sure, I will never forget the road where i met you!

Lately i learned that friendship is the best relationship. we may Go separate ways, live different lives, believe in different aspects.. But as long as we believe, were friends, Well forever be.

Deep within each other's heart, we each do our respective parts by sharing our feelings for each other and make our friendship a lot better.

When i pray, i thank God more for my friends than for my daily bread, coz friendship is the bread of the heart.

Why does being a friend sometimes make you odd? Because you'll always be wrong even if you're right and you're weak even if you are strong.

Proverb Text Messages 2

2008-02-18T18:16:00.000-08:00

Success in life can never be an accident. It is the result of right decision at the right time. Champions are not the people who never fail, but the people who never quit!

Life's Rules: Assume nothing, Expect little, Do more, Need less, Smile often, Sleep long, Dream big, laugh a lot, Pray always and once in a while, cry. But continue living.

Dont do into others if you dont want others do unto you.

The most pityful thing.. Is to spend a life thinking of nothing but yourself.

You cant be right by doing wrong, you cant be wrong by doing right.

Love Text Messages 6

2008-02-13T17:15:00.000-08:00

Love is like an ATM, you need to enter your personal feelings so that you can truly recieve the real worth of his love account.

Love is like a balloon, hold it gently but not too tight for once it burst, its gone forever.

I you want to look for the one to love, just close your eyes.. and let your heart see for itself.

Love isnt really a feeling..its an action.

There is no compromise with love..accept it, reject it, bu never meet its halfway.

Love Text Messages 5

2008-01-24T22:54:00.000-08:00

Let your feeling show. if you want to show your love, do it. thats because love is demonstrative not reclusive.

To love without reflecting is like eating without digesting.

Did you know that love is like a boomerang? whenever you let it go, it goes back to you with full speed.

Life is meaningless without love. so put some meaning int yourlife. put some love into it today.

When you walk with me just hold my celphone, because everytime your heart beats my celphone goes "beep beep".

Love Text Messages 4

2008-01-22T23:10:00.000-08:00

The magic of being in love is that two beings feel the magic of each other.

What if i would set up a shop that would take photos of the heart..Would i get a lot of customers apart from you?

I hate U! Why? Because U isnt complete without beaing part of U and I. I hate U!

When you said you like me, my heart beat fast. When you said you cherish me, my heart beat faster. when you said you loved me, my heart still beat faster. When you said you will marry me, I had a heart attack.

Whenever you erase my Text, i always get a message, it goes..Message sending rejected. Its unique to my cellphone only.

Valentine Text Messages 2

2008-01-22T20:55:00.000-08:00

I may not be too expressive to tel you how much i care, how much i value the real you, but one thing is for sure is that i will always love you.

Theres a reason for everything, a reason to laugh, a reason to cry, a reason to love, but if theres no reason, will you let me be the reason?

Some event always seem special no matter how many times we forget them. Its such a perfect day for letting you know how warmly you're thought about today.

I wrote ur name in the sand but it got washed away,i wrote ur name in da sky but it got blown away, i wrote your name in my heart where it will stay.

I cant recall how the two of us started to know each other. All i know is there's something in you that makes me feel fine. So i hope youll never change and be the same person how i known you from the start.

Love Text Messages 3

2008-01-22T19:24:00.000-08:00

Whenever you make me smile, I never miss to put it somewhere in my heart and if ever i find my self lonely i would scan my heart to remind me of the times i felt important because of you.

cellphones can be irritating. you have to buy load every now and then. You have to recharge the battery. Messages get delayed.But there is one thing I love about it. It connects "ME TO YOU".

There is no special occasion today and no special reason to text. I dont have any news to share, no problems to air.Its one of those times that i wish to say "I REMEMBER YOU"

I always wanna let you know how special you are to me but i cant find the right words to prove it. hope this one works just like casper said.. "Can I keep you?"

The things that matters most in this world can never be held n our hands, because it's held tightly within our hearts.

Proverb Text Messages

2008-01-21T00:28:00.000-08:00

Happiness is not something you have in your hands, It's something you carry in your heart. Give it away generously and it will return to you a thousand fold.

It is not the one great deed that defines who you are. Its the little good things you do to others, day by day that Count. Carry On! People may not notice but GOD does.

We can be happy anytime once we understand that the only place we'll ever find genuine happiness..is right inside us. Happiness begins at the point of acceptance: the point when we stop questioning why life can't be perfect and just accept the world the way it is.

People are trying to correct their lives trying to fit everything right, trying not to be wrong again. But we must remember that being wrong sometimes makes us a better person.

We need to stumble and fall because there is a better way to stand up! We need to cry because not everything can be faced by laughter and sometimes we need to be hurt because we all need something to learn.

Love Text Messages 2

2008-01-20T16:20:00.000-08:00

Do you spend you life in the service or your passions or do you employ your passion in the service of your life.

When you came into my life, you touched me for good. Now that youre far away, I want to feel your touch again. Thats why i had our picture by my bed retouched.

Your love is like an ocean.. everyday i feel like im being engulfed by a heart so vast.

If you have nothing but passion, you're like a man standing on you head You see things the wrong way.

The wrinkles of the heart are more indelible than the wrinkles of the brow.

Spiritual Text Messages 3

2008-01-17T16:17:00.000-08:00

God is so big, he can cover the world with love, So small he can stay inside your heart. So wise, he knows all your desires but grants only whats best for you.

How generous of GOD for giving us the opportunity to right the wrong, to make things better and to live life with joy in our hearts.

How faithful is the LORD? Look at what He said to Jacob in Genesis 28:15-.. "I will not leave you until I have finished giving you everything I promised you."

God is the reason why even in pain, we smile. Even in confusion, we understand, Even in betrayal, we trust. And even in fear we continue to fight.

No one manufacture a lock without a key. Similarly, God wont give us problems without solutions. I hope you can find the right key everytime you encounter the door locked.

Friendship Text Messages

2008-01-14T21:31:00.000-08:00

Thanks for Sharing a bit of your life for the friendship youve shown me. I may haven't done enough to make you feel that i value you but theres only few words il say, Thanks for everything.

"Thank you!" will never be enough to express how grateful i am to have you. God is so wise coz He gave me a friend and He made a very special one out of you.

Friendship is a collection of hearts, ready to give, share and understand. it never fades and never ends. It only reminds us life is not perfect without a friend.

There is no proof when or how everything had started..There is no insight when or how everything will end.. Im just glad that in between the beginning and the end..You and I became friends.

I could never choose whats good for you. Neither I could say what you should do, but remember that when the best things are going wrong.."I will be there to make you strong."

Valentine Text Messages

2008-01-12T22:26:00.000-08:00

One day you will ask me what is more important to me, you or my life? I will say my life and you will walk out and leave me not even realizing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!!!Happy valentines day!

Even though we are not together this Valentines Day but I'll be with you wherever you go. Love you always.

If I were to buy you a bunch of roses, I would place a plastic one in the middle, then say "My love will be the last one to die". Happy Valentines day!

I love you, you love me, in my heart you'll always be, here or there, near or far my love will be wherever you are! Happy Valentines day!

Once upon a time,something happened to me.It was the sweetest thing that ever could be, it was a fantasy, a dream come true. It was the day i met you! Happy valentines day my Love!

Love Text Messages

2008-01-09T21:08:00.000-08:00

Its one of the greatest ironies of human existence, the more you love someone, the more you make yourself vulnerable to pain of losing him/her.. and the more you increase your chances of getting hurt.. yes love makes you strong.. but at the same time, it leaves you defenseless.

When you're in pain, don't fight it, you'll just get exhausted.. one advice: feel the pain, until it hurts no more..

"if i were the rain, could i connect with someones heart as the rain connects the eternally separated earth and sky?"

The most headed people in the whole wide world are those people who are in love.. Whatever you tell them, they just smile but wouldn't listen.

Just like that..you've become a part of my life. Just like that..you became special to me. Just like that..you've made me happy. So dont expect me to forget you, "Just like that"

Spiritual Text Messages 2

2008-01-09T19:31:00.000-08:00

Whenever you dont understand whats happening in your life you just have to close your eyes
take a deep breath & say "LORD,i know its your plan, just help me through it...

Worrying doesnt change anything.. but trusting the LORD changes everything..When we put our cares in God's hands, he puts his peace in our hearts.

In times of diffuculties, dont ever say, "God i have a big problem", but instead "Hey problem, I have a big GOD and everything will be alright."

Keep in mind that GOD is your greatest companion because no matter how imperfect you are and no matter what happens in your life, GOD will still be there to give you the greatest love youve always wanted.

When you open your door to God, you open your door to friendship.

Spiritual Text Messages

2008-01-08T16:39:00.000-08:00

May this beautiful evening create within you a quiet place where God speaks His promises of peace & love! May you always stay healthy & happy!

A Child asked his father: "Father, why do I need to be humble?" Then the father said: "Child, when you choose the lowly path, there is no place to fall and the only way is up."

I asked God "How do i get the best out of life?" HE sed "Face your past w/o regret. Handle the present with confidence. Prepare for the future w/o fear. Have faith, I AM always near.

GOD smiles when we praise HIM, listens when we pray,gives when we ask, forgives when we repent & stays forever when we love. GOD cares for you.

God created turtles to remind us to slow down. Ants to remind us about small things, the sky to remind us to look up & pray, friends to remind your how beautiful life can be.

Naughty Text Messages

2008-01-07T18:55:00.000-08:00

You can be a doctor and save lives, A lawyer and defend lives.. A soldier and protect lives.. Or Simply be yourself..Horny and create lives..

We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes, but never realize that some of the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes..LOL!

A Dying girl asked her man, "show me what is heaven is like." The guy wept and then whispered, "shh.. ikaw bala, biskan daw mapatay ka na, bigaon kaman japon."

Once there was a cat and a rooster, the cat fell into the water and paddled hard, the rooster laugh. Moral of the story: In every wet pussy, theres always a happy cock.

If made to choose between your boyfriend and your cellphone, choose your cellphone. Youll never miss your boyfriend just make sure you phone has a vibra alert.

Sweet Text Messages

2008-01-07T17:16:00.000-08:00

One of the nicest things in my life was knowing you and even if i don't have a lot of messages to send.. I want you to know how much i treasure you since the day i knew you!

Even if i don't make some moves to make you feel how special you are , where ever you are, always remember that you still belong to the puzzle that makes my whole life complete.

Your someone who has always made me special that i still have my worth no matter how unperfect i am.. I feel so blessed that i can say.. i met my angel even before i reached HEAVEN!

it's gonna be too late to say the things that must be sed.. so before time turns against us,
just let me say this.. u have make my life happy in ways u never see..

There will be days when you get home from a party and forget what the fun was about. Have a very long and intimate conversation, yet feel there are still words left unspoken. Embrace your special someone, yet never have the strength to say you care so much. Life tells us that happiness is never absolute. Seize the moment. It may never come again.

Pinoy Text Jokes

2008-01-02T21:49:00.000-08:00

Ang Pasyente...
NARS: doc, bat tinanggihan nyo yung pasyente?
DR: alin, yung bakla?
NARS: opo. Baka sabihin namimili tayo, porket bading siya.
DR: ano naman raraspahin ko sa kanya?

Frog Prince???
FROG: what does my future hold?
fairy: you'll meet someone who wants to know everything about you.
FROG: great! Will I meet her in a party?
fairy: no. in biology class

things you don't want to hear during your own surgery:
- san yung gunting na bago? Bat may kalawang to?
- 10ml? may nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!
- doc, ubos na po pala yung anesthesia.
- kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan yung pantahi?
- sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat!

Technical...
BOY: I know we are also matter we can't occupy the same space at the same time. Kaya aalis na lang ako.
GIRL: bakit ganun para tayong mga parallel lines, why can't we meet at the same point?
BOY: your verbs and actions are not correct that's why all of the subjects are affected.
GIRL: ayoko na. you've reached my boiling point. And now my heart is getting to its freezing point!

inspiring quote of the day:
"hindi ako tamad. Hindi ko lang alam kung saan ko ibubuhos kasipagan ko."