tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56595760696214529092024-03-07T19:35:32.039-08:00Valentines Day Text Messages and Sweet SMSA Collection of Text Messages, Christmas Day and New Year, Fathers Day Text Messages, Scary, Creepy, Forwarded, Love and Sweet Text Messages, Romantic text messages, Valentine Text Messages, Valentines SMS, Goodbye, Broken Hearted, Funny Text Messages, Pinoy Jokes, Friendship, Inspirational, Funny Jokes, Halloween, Cute, happy Birthday and Depressing txt messages just for you.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger102125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-3158938665876343612009-12-09T18:40:00.000-08:002009-12-09T18:49:01.916-08:00Christmas Text SMS Messages<ul><li>Peace in your Heart, warmth in your soul, contentment in your life, and joy in your home. May you always be blessed with these priceless treasures. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Merry Christmas</span>.</li></ul><ul><li>May the birth of Jesus our Lord bring you and your family blessings, joy, and peace. Merry Christmas to you and your family.</li></ul><span class="fullpost"><br /><ul><li>Wishing you the timeless treasures of the world. The love of God, the warmth of home, the love of family and the company of Good friends. Merry Christmas. God Bless.</li></ul><ul><li>Only God can satisfy the deepest needs of our hearts and make us truly alive. His love cannot be explained, it can only be experience. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Merry Christmas</span> to you and your family.</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-8717811484963805062009-10-01T08:11:00.000-07:002009-10-01T08:40:02.759-07:00Friends Text Messages<ul><li>Heart could only love for a while, feet could only walk a mile, clothes want forever be in style, but friends will last until the fish learn to fly.</li></ul><ul><li>Live like Mr. Bean his alone he has no family but despite of that he has the guts to make others happy and never live his teddy which defines his value as a true friend.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>Friends is the reason why even at the saddest part of my life I smile; why even at my confusion, I understand; why even in betrayal, I trust; why even in fear of pain, I love. Thanks for being one.</li></ul><ul><li>Years may past I may meet new people you may go far away from me I may forget some things but never will I forget you. Why? Coz you’re one of the best souls who touch my life, whom is used to call my true friend.</li></ul><ul><li>I can’t imagine how the two of us started to know each other and be friends, all I know is theirs something in you that make me feel fine! So I hope you’ll never change in be what you are whom I’ve knowing from the start.</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-74598952928282583262009-07-02T18:37:00.000-07:002009-07-02T18:55:34.843-07:00Naughty Funny Text Messages<ul><li>A girl started to look at her pussy. Den she could no longer control herself and started touching it.At 1 point, she enjoyed and giggled rubbing it. After a while she went mad & rub it so hard that the pussy cried. Meeoow! And it ran away.You ha, it was a cat.C-A-T. Haha...</li></ul><ul><li>Which part of mans body has no bone, full of veins, pumps liquid, and responsible for making love? Answer: HEART, but I love the way you think.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><ul><li>If you’re hurt, cheer up! Don’t just cry on the side it wouldn’t help you! Instead, go on with you’re life! Remember?! You were once the strongest sperm of your dad.</li></ul><ul><li>Six parts of men that is useless:<br />Adam’s apple that cannot eaten, two nipples with out milk, two eggs you cannot fry, and a bird that cannot fly!</li></ul><ul><li>Are you bored? Nothing to do? You can do this one, Open the zipper, put your hands in, and get a book. Read it., its good for you.<br /><br /><br /><br /></li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-69074383784723339132009-04-14T01:51:00.000-07:002009-04-14T01:56:59.545-07:00Tagalog Love Quotes<ul><li>Ang pagmamahal hindi natin pinipilit hindi rin ito sinasadya, hindi kayang diktahan hindi natin basta ginusto na lang dahil kung kontrolado natin ito, magmamahal ba tayo ng taong sasaktan lang tayo.</li></ul><ul><li>Ang Love parang basketball kapag may foul may tampuhan kapag may freethrow may chance, pero sakin mahalaga pa rin ang rebound hahayaan ba naman kita na maagaw ng iba!</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>The meaning of love is so unexplainable! Can’t be described similarly by everyone. But one thing is for sure, Love begins with “friends lang kami” and ends with friends nalang kami.</li></ul><ul><li>Ang pinaka malayong distansiya sa mundo, ay hindi ang langit at lupa, hindi rin ang timog at hilaga, kundi., andoon ka sa harap niya, pero hindi pa rin niya Makita na mahal mo siya!</li></ul><ul><li>Malungkot pag gusto mo yong isang tao, pero hindi mo makausap, hindi mo makasama at hindi maabot pero malungkot din pag nainlove ka sa pwede mo makausap, pwede makasama pero hindi pwede maging kayo!</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-71997219440160570612009-03-25T08:29:00.000-07:002009-03-25T08:33:36.347-07:00About Love SMS<ul><li>Never doubt someone’s love for you. If you find some imperfections, let it be, if you survived the pain, the happiness is satisfying. Never find the perfect love; coz love without pain is impossible.</li></ul><ul><li>When love is real, it defies all reason. When love is true, it ignores all pain. When love is great, it waits, it persists, and, it lingers forever.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>What if you’re not destined with the one you love? What if you’re meant for somebody else? Will you just give up and let destiny rule your heart? Or will you fight and let your heart rule your destiny?</li></ul><ul><li>Never try to keep a promise to someone, if you cannot make it. It’s better to say goodbye and make her cry than to make her believe with all your lies.</li></ul><ul><li>When a heart is true there’s no need for words coz even in silence love can be heard, destiny determines who comes into our lives but it’s the heart that decides who stays inside</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-29042350626214180002009-02-10T04:54:00.000-08:002009-02-10T05:00:04.691-08:00Sweet Text Messages 9<ul><li>Scenario: girl and boy with their friends in the canteen. Boy: I’ve got to go. (he stands while grabbing the girl’s hand).Girl: Why<br />Boy: (poiting on a signboard that says: “DO NOT LEAVE YOUR VALUABLE THINGS UNATTENDED”).<br />Funny yet so sweet!</li></ul><ul><li>A devil love this angel but the angel didn’t mind, one day the devil get sick and was about to die then the angel asked why are you leaving me? The devil answered, so I can be your angel and love you forever.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>True love covers the eyes to see no wrong. True love darkens reason to consider every situation. True love, loves more when it hurts much. True love is still true even to the point of letting go.</li></ul><ul><li>Look for a guy who accepts you beyond eyes can see, love you for who you are and what you will be. A guy who’d cherish you more than anything, who will not treat you as his Girl but his LIFE.</li></ul><ul><li>Men are the scariest monsters that was ever known, they are great liars, cheaters, too proud and they simply love too many, but when a man loves truly he will lie only in your arms cheat death to be with you he will forever be proud of you and love you in too many ways that no one else can do!</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-56786318528424496182009-01-14T14:40:00.000-08:002009-01-14T14:43:08.286-08:00SMS Love Quotes 3<ul><li>Funny how we set qualifications while we are in the process of finding the person who is best for us. When in the back of our minds we know that the one we love will always be an exception to the rule.</li></ul><ul><li>Sometimes loving could be so painful, but it’s amazing to know that no matter how hard it is, loving someone is still the simplest reason why you find your self smiling.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>I can’t weep for the rest of my life coz I wasn’t born to feel pain all the time, someday I’ll find courage to let everybody know that, “my real purpose is to love and not to hurt”</li></ul><ul><li>Sometimes, we get to possessive with something we don’t even own, it’s a side-effect of loving to much & receiving to little.</li></ul><ul><li>Being committed to love someone, means losing the opportunity of having others to love you, so be sure the person your committed to, deserves your love & worthy of your sacrifice.</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-48865752584840955092009-01-08T04:15:00.000-08:002009-01-08T04:16:58.517-08:00Spiritual SMS Messages 2<ul><li>A heart that has a firm faith will not be frightened with obstacles, for it knows well that God’s love will not abandon those who trust in Him.</li></ul><ul><li>Humility in the life of a believer is the mark of greatness not because you shine when you are humbled but because when you submit to Gods will, he shines thru you.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>You are a blessed person with an important role to play in life and God is watching over you with love and concern. Be the best can be for Gods glory.</li></ul><ul><li>Don’t run ahead of God, Let him direct your steps, he has plans and he has time. God’s clock is never early nor late. It always strikes on time.</li></ul><ul><li>If someday you’ll find your self thirsting for comfort coz your in deep pain and frustrating just remember GOD could always be your refuge when everyone doesn’t hear you cries.</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-77457076257875324102009-01-05T05:33:00.000-08:002009-01-05T05:44:29.719-08:00New Year SMS<ul><li>Peace in your Hearts, warmth in your soul, contentment in your life, and joy in your home. May you always be blessed with these priceless treasures. Happy New year!</li></ul><ul><li>A heart free from sadness. A life free from hatred. A body free from illness. All these i wish and pray for you and your family. Have a prosperous new year.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>A bountiful Year full of hope, gladness and Cheer is my wish for you and your family. May this year brings you prosperity and good health. Happy New Year.</li></ul><ul><li>Before the year (passing year) ends, we thank all the good people like you who made the passing year beautiful for us. We pray that you'll be blessed with another fruitful year.</li></ul><ul><li>Hello Happy new year! Thank God for another year for us to embrace and live to the fullest. More blessings to come. happy new Year.</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-60794974251099965392008-12-15T07:57:00.000-08:002008-12-15T07:59:27.986-08:00Christmas Text Messages<ul><li>A little boy wrote to Santa Clause, “send me a baby brother”. Santa wrote back, “send me your mother”. Hahaha…bad Santa. Advance Merry Christmas. </li></ul><ul><li>Wishing you all the timeless treasures of Christmas, the warmth of home, the love of family and the company of good friends. Have a blessed Christmas! </li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>Competition is so strong nowadays. Sometimes we need to be ahead of other people… Merry Christmas!!! Where’s my gift? Hehehe…</li></ul><ul><li>Christmas is on the air. Let me be the first to greet you, Advance Merry Christmas! Wheres my Gift? LOL!</li></ul><ul><li>Lord please bless my friends who are reading this. I hope they would not expect a gift from me this christmas. Please touch their heart and remind them that its better to give than to receive. Amen.</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-81839798410782911012008-12-09T12:54:00.000-08:002008-12-09T13:18:39.835-08:00Sweet Text Messages 8<ul><li>Could you promise me something? Smile at me when I’m almost losing everything. So I will know that your still there for me that always love me the way I am!</li></ul><ul><li>Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we kiss? when we dream? That’s because the most beautiful things in life are those unseen by the eyes and felt only by the heart.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>When you cherish the emotional value of a gift, it can never be lost for what you can carry in your heart is yours to keep forever.</li></ul><ul><li>The greatest challenge in you’re life is to find someone who knows you’re faults and weaknesses but still willing to embrace you with so much love with out doubt.</li></ul><ul><li>Love is not on what outside is seen, or how long has he/she has known you because love is all about what’s inside and how he/she sacrifices just to see you smile.</li></ul><br /><br /></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-37045784163136900762008-11-21T13:03:00.000-08:002008-11-21T13:09:20.416-08:00Good Morning SMS<ul><li>I love mornings it makes me think of the value of life, it asks me to live not yesterday’s sorrow nor tomorrow’s dreams but today’s blessing! Good morning!</li></ul><ul><li>This morning I wish you the strength of faith, the reality of hope, the comfort of love, and the contentment of a happy heart. Good morning!</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>7 secrets of success that I found in my room”, 1 Roof said: Aim high. 2. Fan said: Be cool. 3. Clock said: Every second is precious. 4. Mirror said: Reflect before you act. 5. Window said: See the world. 6. Calendar said: Be up to date. 7. Door said: Push hard to achieve your goals.</li></ul><ul><li>Wear your happiest face this morning and wear it till night comes. Influence others to do the same to make your day one heck of happy life. Have a beautiful day! Good morning.</li></ul><ul><li>Mistakes are painful when they happen but years later a collection of mistakes are called experience, which leads you to success that’s life, face and live it this morning. Goods morning!</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-61232619324816426982008-11-17T04:24:00.000-08:002008-11-17T04:47:27.313-08:00Falling In Love Text Messages<ul><li>How could you possible be friends with someone, when every time you look at that person, you want to slap his face and shout, “you look so stupid! Stop smiling you’re stealing my heart!”</li></ul><ul><li>If you love someone, never ask any opinion from others, because it might get wrong, just follow your heart! For it’s better to fall from your own happiness than to fall from anyone’s advice.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>It’s hard to fall when you’re not sure if someone will catch you. But isn’t it wonderful when you fall & no one was there to catch you yet someone was there to pick you & say “iv fallen first ”.</li></ul><ul><li>Question:<br />How come that the eye is the most amazing part of the human body?<br />Answer:<br />Coz a severe contact with another eye can make you fall in love.</li></ul><ul><li>True love comes only once in a lifetime, it suddenly knocks on your heart, so when the right love comes don’t ever let it go coz you can never. Bring it back again!</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-40736209197663707852008-11-14T13:50:00.000-08:002008-11-14T14:13:00.146-08:00About Love Text Messages<ul><li>When you love just be honest, remember that its better to tell the truth to make someone cry than to tell a lie to make someone smile</li></ul><ul><li>When the person you love commits mistakes and ask for forgiveness, theirs nothing to forgive, coz if you love someone, there are no rules and apologies only understanding.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>A poet says, “it is possible to cross an ocean without wetting the feet. But it is impossible to cross life without wetting the eyes”.</li></ul><ul><li>Do you know why its so hard to forget? Because in forgetting you have to remember what you want to forget, so how can you forget if you always remember.</li></ul><ul><li>Of all the lies I heard, “I love you” was my favorite but, words don’t have power over me. Unless, the person who said them means a lot to me.</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-6888942676668245922008-11-11T04:12:00.000-08:002008-11-11T04:14:27.193-08:00Romantic Text Messages<ul><li>Please don’t think that just because I text you today you are special to me. Of course not! Cause you are special to me, not just today but everyday.</li></ul><ul><li>As I look back on my past, I remember the tears I cried, the jokes I laughed at, things I missed and lost, but there’s one thing I’ll never regret, it’s the day you became my life.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>I’m proud of my self coz I was given a chance to meet a person like you. Whatever happens I’ll always treasure you coz I know I’ll never have another you in my life.</li></ul><ul><li>If I were to take anything from you without getting noticed, I’d take all the loneliness in your heart coz I don’t want a special person like you to be hurt when you truly deserve the best in life.</li></ul><ul><li>We never outgrew the need to be hugged and loved, and I just want you to know that whenever you need a hug or a little love I’m here.</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-16042692569416834382008-11-10T04:20:00.000-08:002008-11-10T04:26:27.576-08:00Good Night SMS Messages<ul><li>I have been waiting for the right time to tell you… It’s like waiting for hours and hours. I know it’s the right time for me to say this; I’m starting to fall....... asleep. Good night.</li></ul><ul><li>I ran up the door and closed the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers, turned off the bed and hopped into the light, All because you kissed me goodnight.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>Welcome to sweet dreams airlines, all passengers on bed be ready as the flight will be leaving soon to dreamland, Fasten your bed belt. Ready for take off. Goodnight and sweet dreams.</li></ul><ul><li>There’s a time to cry, a time to enjoy, a time to be serious and time to love but now is the time to sleep. Good night!</li></ul><ul><li>As the night falls, may the angels embrace you as you sleep, relax your self, free your minds and feel your heart may you encounter the sweatiest of all dreams. Good night!</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-89051465314750267222008-11-03T13:39:00.000-08:002008-11-03T13:43:43.965-08:00Be Happy Text Messages<ul><li>Life is matter of to do or not to do. Don’t let your mistakes be a regret but a lesson to ponder. A happy life deals with a choice. So choose to be happy because you deserve to be.</li></ul><ul><li>Life doesn’t have to be perfect to be wonderful, as long as someone you love loves you, its more than enough.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>Don’t let anyone hold your happiness in their hands; hold it in yours so it will always be in your grasp… Stay happy. Its not merely an emotion its also a choice…</li></ul><ul><li>Life has many choices… if you can’t have all at least have some. If you can’t be good at least don’t be bad. If you can’t be totally happy don’t be completely sad. Enjoy life… </li></ul><ul><li>Happiness is not found at the end of the road. It is truly experienced along the way. So take not for granted each moment of your life and you will find a reason to be happy each day.</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-44305247721662155612008-10-30T23:53:00.000-07:002008-10-31T00:15:35.360-07:00Friendship SMS Messages 2<ul><li>When you have a problem, don’t hesitate to tell it to people you can’t live with out, you have friends and loved ones that you can depends on, so even if you say you don’t need no body, your wrong. Remember what Bow Wow said to soul jaboy “everybody needs help even Superman”. Whammy you!</li></ul><ul><li>One of the best memories in my life was knowing a friends like you and even if I don’t have a lot of time to be with you I want you to know how much I treasure you since the day I knew you.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>Real friends are not those who are nice to be with, but rather those who are nice to talk with, coz they don’t only listen they understand, not only your words, but most of all your silence.</li></ul><ul><li>If your friends is too frank that may he/she says hurts you, don’t get mad, coz donkey once told shriek: “only true friends can be cruelly honest!”</li></ul><ul><li>A friend is a book that needs to be read in order to find its inner beauty your one of the best books ever written. A master piece worth reading and a book worth keeping!</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-66098197504365432742008-10-28T02:31:00.000-07:002008-10-28T02:34:58.526-07:00Pinoy Funny Text Jokes<ul><li>Alvin: alam mo brad, amoy tinapay ka.Jose: talaga! Anong klaseng tinapay?<br />Alvin: PUTOK!</li></ul><ul><li>3 batang mayayaman at mayayabang ang nag usap at nagpapayabangan.<br />Boy1: nung bday q niregaluhan ako ng daddy ng 2 yate.<br />Boy2: wala ka! Ng bday ko 3 barko ang niregalo sakin. Barko ha, hindi yate!<br />Boy3: ang yayabang nyo! Yaya! Nalinis mo nab a yung dagat na niregalo sakin ni daddy? Pakitanggal nga ng 2 yate at 3 barko din. Maliligo na ako.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>Lola: Iho, ako ay isinumpa. Isa akong princesa. Kung ako ay iyong gagahasain babalik ako sa maganda kong anyo at tuluyang mapuputol ang sumpa.<br />(makaraan and 15 mins)<br />Lalaki: Yan, tapos na. bakit di ka pa rin nagpapalit ng anyo?!<br />Lola: Ilang taon ka na iho?<br />Lalaki: 30 na ho.<br />Lola: yang tanda mong yan naniniwala ka pa sa fairy tale?</li></ul><ul><li>Ang storya ng kandila. Mrs: deleyed ako ng 1 month, pero wag mo muna pagsasabi nahihiya ako. Mr: Ok. Next day dumating taga Meralco. Meralco: Misis deleyed po kayo ng 1 buwan. Mrs: Ha? Pano mo nalaman? Meralco: e, nasa record po. Mr: aba, bakit nakarecord jan na deleyed mrs ko? Meralco: Kung gusto nyo mwala sa record, mgbayad po kayo. Mr: E kung ayoko mgbayad? Meralco: e di puputulan kayo. Mr: Ha? Tarantado ka pala e! E anong gagamitin ni mrs? Meralco: pwede naman po sya gumamit ng kandila.</li></ul><ul><li>Kasalanan mong lahat ito kung bakit ako nagkakaganito. Nababaliw ako sa iyo, sagot ka naman nang sagot. Pinipilit kitang kalimutan pero palagi mo akong kinukulit. Nanggigigil ako sa iyo. Ano a ang gagawin ko sa iyo, aking cell phone.</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-41451704858938141292008-10-21T16:50:00.000-07:002008-10-31T00:13:09.612-07:00I'm Here Text Messages<ul><li>We usually keep our problems and never want the world to know. Though we try to be stronger, were weak inside, but always remember I’m just here.</li></ul><ul><li>When changes came us we tend to let go of few things but even if I’ve got so many changes in my life now, “no change can ever make me forget you, I promise”.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>I don’t know if I am a part of you, I’m not sure if you care for me to, I wont assume I mean much to you, but I want you to know that I’m just here, waiting to be needed by you.</li></ul><ul><li>If everything goes wrong and you’re down and alone and no one seems around just turn and look beside you coz there you’ll see me waiting for you to say: “hey freak, in need you here”, I know I’m not like you’re precious friends and I’m just a trash to them but I a sure you that if all those nasty bitches will live you theirs still me, you’re freaky fucking friend wiling to be there for you.</li></ul><ul><li>Being far isn’t the meaning of being away, I may not be there but messages are bridges I cross to make you feel I’m always here.</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-24839121169701436622008-10-16T17:11:00.000-07:002008-10-30T17:41:18.106-07:00Creepy Scary Halloween Text Messages<ul><li>As the night falls, I want to greet you good night along with a warm hug from a crawling white little boy under your bed, a watchful eyes from a white lady and a good night kiss from a man with red eyes. Good Night and happy Halloween.</li></ul><ul><li>Someday I’ll die, no more talks and tears but theirs always be traces to live by, if I die, surely my life could end, but you can still continue talking, I’m listening.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>One night, Mark walks alone in a dark Balete Street. Then he heard “Mark, Mark”.. He turns around to see who it is but there’s no one. “Mark, Mark..” He ran so fast until he reaches a sign that reads “Beware, Dog with a cleft palate!”</li></ul><ul><li>If you were the one to kill me, it wouldn’t really matter. The truth is, you can slit my throat and with my one last breath id still apologize for bleeding on your shirt.. </li></ul><ul><li>Boy: Mom, is it really true that theres a ghost? Mother: and where did you got that silly question? Boy: from our neighbor. Mother: son, We dont have a neighbors.</li></ul><ul><li><a style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" href="http://blogger-and-the-blog.blogspot.com/2008/10/scary-halloween-quotes-text-messages.html">Scary Halloween Quotes, Text Messages and Stories</a></li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-65083242314552022342008-10-09T17:26:00.000-07:002008-10-09T17:34:13.890-07:00Funny Text Messages<ul><li>Mr. Bean felt so ill so the doctor gave him a tablet. He started cutting the sides of the tablet. Doc: Why are you cutting the sides? Mr. Bean: To avoid the side effects.</li></ul><ul><li>As I stare outside my window looking at the pouring rain, I can’t stop thinking about, and wondering. Have you been singing again?</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>Just a thought, money can’t buy happiness. But somehow, its more comfortable to cry inside a Mercedes than inside a tricycle.</li></ul><ul><li>WIFE: Why are you so early today?<br />HUSBAND: Well my boss lost his temper and shouted at me. He said, “Go to hell,” so I went home immediately.</li></ul><ul><li>A traffic police pulled over a car for going through a traffic stop sign. The police recognized the driver as his former English teacher, “Mrs. Gonzales,” he said “those stop signs are periods, not commas.”</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-58525710121700401942008-10-07T17:08:00.000-07:002008-10-07T17:20:37.913-07:00Broken Hearted SMS<ul><li>Love hurts when you breakup with someone. It hurts even more when someone breaks up with you. But love hurts most when the person you love has no idea how you feel.</li></ul><ul><li>Heartbreak will last as long as you want and cut deep as you allow them to go, challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>The most hurtful kind of lies are the ones delivered by the people you care about the most. It makes you doubt everything you know and makes you wonder why you care so much and worst of all, it puts you in the position of deciding whether to tell them you know they’re lying or act like your too dull to even know the difference. Keep this in mind the next time you lie to someone who cares about you, because more often than not, they know and it hurts a lot.</li></ul><ul><li>One day you’ll love me as I’ve loved you. One day you’ll cry for me as I cried for you, one day you’ll need me just as I needed you, and one day you’ll want me and I won’t want you.</li></ul><ul><li>It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to really forget someone.</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-70936742906071268502008-09-30T01:49:00.000-07:002008-09-30T01:51:29.250-07:00Cute Text Messages<ul><li>There are things that you love to hear but you can never hear it from the person you would like to hear it from, but don’t be deaf to hear it from the person who says it from the heart.</li></ul><ul><li>I wrote your name in the sand but the tide washed it away. I wrote your name in the sky but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever you will stay.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>Dropped a tear in the ocean, when they find it is when I will stop loving you.</li></ul><ul><li>My life’s not a complete without you in it, my heart will not beat without yours, my dream are not dreams without you in them, ill be right here waiting for you just to hold your hand.</li></ul><ul><li>If I’m in hell and you’re in heaven, ill always look up and be proud of you. But if I’m up in heaven and you’re in hell, ill be on my knees and beg the Lord to please send me down there coz with you, any place is heaven.</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5659576069621452909.post-24681625895945702202008-09-21T17:37:00.000-07:002008-09-21T17:40:42.003-07:00Letting Go Text Messages<ul><li>Love works in a magical ways, but never be filled in the promise of forever. There will become a time when a spark will die and when that time comes, we must learn to let go no matter how painful.</li></ul><ul><li>There are some things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind, but keep in mind that letting go is not the end of the world. It’s the beginning of new life.</li></ul><br /><span class="fullpost"><ul><li>I never thought I would see the day you no longer had control of me. But the day has come and its here to stay… I don’t need you anymore so go away.</li></ul><ul><li>You can never own something that was never yours. So stop griping on things we expect to last forever. Nothing last forever. Forever is a lie. Everything is transitory, so while you have something in your hand, put in mind that it’s just borrowed. So that someday, when it’s gone it won’t take eternity just to let go.</li></ul><ul><li>A sad thing about life is that when you meet someone who means a lot to you and only to find out in the end that it was never bound to be and you just have to let go.</li></ul></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0