Funny SMS Jokes

• NEWTON's 4th LAW: The last drop of male urine does not obey the law of gravity unless... SHAKEN.

• Why dont cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny!

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Love SMS Quotes

• Destiny decides who you meet in life, but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in our life.

• I never considered you a friend. Even when we first met, i didnt want to be your friend! thats because i wanted you to be more than a friend.

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Funny SMS Quotes

• On the first anniversary of marriage: Husband speaks and the Wife hears. On the second anniversary of marriage: wife speaks and husband hears. On the third anniversary of marriage: Both husband and wife speak, and the neighbors hear!

• Newly-married guy: Sweetheart, would you still marry me even if my father hadnt left me a fortune?

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Missing You Text Messages

• A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z "oopz imiss u'

• Dont hold back affection say what's in your heart that you're happy when you're together and sad when your apart. I miss you so much.

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Ilonggo Text Jokes

• Wife: Dok musta na bana ko?

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Birthday Text Messages

• Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

• You weren't put on Earth to be remembered, You were put here to preapre for eternity. Happy Birthday!

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Love Text Messages 10

• Don't worry if you lose love. Thats just God's way of preparing you for someone better.

• People came, people go but I'm glad i know that whenever i say HELLO, your feeling always shows.

• Your feelings mean a lot to me, your heart sets me free but when you dont text me i start crying, cant you see?

• When i see the stars at night, i think of a shining star that turns darkness to light. Thats you, even if your far You make me feel alright.

• some Events always seem special n matter how many times we forget them. Its such a perfect day for letting you know how warmly you're thought about TODAY.

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Pinoy Text Jokes 2

• Jon: Pare, ang ganda ng ngipin mo a! parang exam.

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