Naughty Funny Text Messages

• A girl started to look at her pussy. Den she could no longer control herself and started touching it.At 1 point, she enjoyed and giggled rubbing it. After a while she went mad & rub it so hard that the pussy cried. Meeoow! And it ran away.You ha, it was a cat.C-A-T. Haha...

• Which part of mans body has no bone, full of veins, pumps liquid, and responsible for making love? Answer: HEART, but I love the way you think.

• If you’re hurt, cheer up! Don’t just cry on the side it wouldn’t help you! Instead, go on with you’re life! Remember?! You were once the strongest sperm of your dad.

• Six parts of men that is useless:
  Adam’s apple that cannot eaten, two nipples with out milk, two eggs you cannot fry, and a bird that cannot fly!

• Are you bored? Nothing to do? You can do this one, Open the zipper, put your hands in, and get a book. Read it., its good for you.
  
  
  
  

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Funny Naughty Text Messages

• If made to choose between your boyfriend and your cellphone, choose your cellphone. Youll never miss your boyfriend just make sure you phone has a vibra alert.

• Once there was a cat and a rooster, the cat fell into the water and paddled hard, the rooster laugh. Moral of the story: In every wet pussy, theres always a happy cock.

• Guys reaction to girls wearing shorts: "WOW Legs!" Girls reaction to guys wearing shorts: "WOW Eggs!"

• Virgninity Causes cancer and causes death. So save life, share your virginity. Pls pass to your virgin friends.. Ohh, shit! SOrry, Wrong send!

• Why do a lot of women spend most of their time improving their looks but not their brains? Why? Because they know that boys are stupid but not blind. Agree?

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