Funny SMS Jokes 3

• First in space: Russian: we were the first in space. AMERICAN: we were the first in the moon. FILIPINO: We will be the first in the sun. AMERICAN: No, you cannot land in the sun, it’s too hot! FILIPINO: it’s very simple; we will go there at night.

• SON: Dad, can you write in the dark? DADDY: I think so. What is it you want me to write? SON: your signature on my report card.

• Dying Woman: Father, I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered at the mall.
  PRIEST: why at the mall?
  DYING WEOMAN: that way, I know my daughter will visit me every week.

• EMPLOYER: In this job, we need someone who is responsible.
  APPLICANT: I’m the person you’re looking for, in my last job, overtime something went wrong, and they said I was responsible.

• A little boy went to his father and asked: 'Papa, where did all my intelligence come from?' the father replied: 'well, son, you might have gotten it from your mother, ‘cause I still have mine.'