Naughty Funny Text Messages

• A girl started to look at her pussy. Den she could no longer control herself and started touching it.At 1 point, she enjoyed and giggled rubbing it. After a while she went mad & rub it so hard that the pussy cried. Meeoow! And it ran away.You ha, it was a cat.C-A-T. Haha...

• Which part of mans body has no bone, full of veins, pumps liquid, and responsible for making love? Answer: HEART, but I love the way you think.

• If you’re hurt, cheer up! Don’t just cry on the side it wouldn’t help you! Instead, go on with you’re life! Remember?! You were once the strongest sperm of your dad.

• Six parts of men that is useless:
  Adam’s apple that cannot eaten, two nipples with out milk, two eggs you cannot fry, and a bird that cannot fly!

• Are you bored? Nothing to do? You can do this one, Open the zipper, put your hands in, and get a book. Read it., its good for you.
  
  
  
  

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Tagalog Love Quotes

• Ang pagmamahal hindi natin pinipilit hindi rin ito sinasadya, hindi kayang diktahan hindi natin basta ginusto na lang dahil kung kontrolado natin ito, magmamahal ba tayo ng taong sasaktan lang tayo.

• Ang Love parang basketball kapag may foul may tampuhan kapag may freethrow may chance, pero sakin mahalaga pa rin ang rebound hahayaan ba naman kita na maagaw ng iba!

• The meaning of love is so unexplainable! Can’t be described similarly by everyone. But one thing is for sure, Love begins with “friends lang kami” and ends with friends nalang kami.

• Ang pinaka malayong distansiya sa mundo, ay hindi ang langit at lupa, hindi rin ang timog at hilaga, kundi., andoon ka sa harap niya, pero hindi pa rin niya Makita na mahal mo siya!

• Malungkot pag gusto mo yong isang tao, pero hindi mo makausap, hindi mo makasama at hindi maabot pero malungkot din pag nainlove ka sa pwede mo makausap, pwede makasama pero hindi pwede maging kayo!

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About Love SMS

• Never doubt someone’s love for you. If you find some imperfections, let it be, if you survived the pain, the happiness is satisfying. Never find the perfect love; coz love without pain is impossible.

• When love is real, it defies all reason. When love is true, it ignores all pain. When love is great, it waits, it persists, and, it lingers forever.

• What if you’re not destined with the one you love? What if you’re meant for somebody else? Will you just give up and let destiny rule your heart? Or will you fight and let your heart rule your destiny?

• Never try to keep a promise to someone, if you cannot make it. It’s better to say goodbye and make her cry than to make her believe with all your lies.

• When a heart is true there’s no need for words coz even in silence love can be heard, destiny determines who comes into our lives but it’s the heart that decides who stays inside

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Sweet Text Messages 9

• Scenario: girl and boy with their friends in the canteen. Boy: I’ve got to go. (he stands while grabbing the girl’s hand).Girl: Why
  Boy: (poiting on a signboard that says: “DO NOT LEAVE YOUR VALUABLE THINGS UNATTENDED”).
  Funny yet so sweet!

• A devil love this angel but the angel didn’t mind, one day the devil get sick and was about to die then the angel asked why are you leaving me? The devil answered, so I can be your angel and love you forever.

• True love covers the eyes to see no wrong. True love darkens reason to consider every situation. True love, loves more when it hurts much. True love is still true even to the point of letting go.

• Look for a guy who accepts you beyond eyes can see, love you for who you are and what you will be. A guy who’d cherish you more than anything, who will not treat you as his Girl but his LIFE.

• Men are the scariest monsters that was ever known, they are great liars, cheaters, too proud and they simply love too many, but when a man loves truly he will lie only in your arms cheat death to be with you he will forever be proud of you and love you in too many ways that no one else can do!

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