Funny SMS Jokes 4

• First in Space:RUSSIAN: We were the first in space.
  AMERICAN: We were the first in the moon.
  FILIPINO: We will be the first in the sun.
  AMERICAN: No, you cannot land in the sun. It’s too hot!
  FILIPINO: It’s very simple. We will go their at night.

• MINNIE: Dear, I see your cough is better this morning?
  ADAN: Why not? I’ve been practicing all night.

• A Chinese walked into a bar and talked to the black bartender, 'I’ll have a jigger nigger.' You weren’t trying to insult me, were you pal?' asked the bartender. The Chinese assured him to the contrary. 'Then let’s change places, 'Suggested the bartender. They did and the black walked up the bar and said, 'Gimme a drink, chink.' The Chinese replied, 'Sorry, we don’t serve niggers.'

• ROMMEL: what did Rodel say when he fell off the ladder?
  WENG: Shall I leave out the bad words?
  ROMMEL: of course.
  WENG: Nothing!

• GUEST SPEAKER: Let us define some terms before we proceed. What is a good manager?
  EMPLOYEE 1: One who shows profit.
  GUEST SPEAKER: What do you call a manager who shows losses?
  EMPLOYEE 2: An EX-MANAGER.

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Sweet SMS

• Cotton candy? Nope! Chocolate syrup? Nah! Fresh honey? Not! Lemme see… How bout Sugar? Nope! Darn! I still cant find anything as sweet as you.

• I was at the ship thinking of you. When I looked down, I dropped a tear into the ocean, until someone finds it, that’s the only time I’ll stop loving you.

• No matter how loud I laugh, I’m still not happy. No matter how hard I cry, the sadness inside grows. The more people love me, the more I feel empty. I just need you to love me, for all the pain to go.

• Being alone maybe the hardest thing but it gives you time to think and realize how much you really want to spend your life with someone you’re destined to be with.

• I have learned to accept what life has thrown at me, most brought pain and regret. You are one of them that brought joy and I don’t want you to be just another life’s regret.

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Spiritual SMS Messages

• Trials exist not because God wants to test you. That is a lie. He already knows your capabilities, more than you could imagine, trials exist because you need to learn one thing, and that is FAITH.

• God will prove to you how good and acceptable and perfect His will is, when He’s got His hands on the steering wheel of your life.

• Everything about the future is uncertain but 1 thing is for sure, God had already arranged all our tomorrows. We just have to trust in him as he leads.

• Little things we give away surely comes back to us some other day. Coz God never forget to give reward to those who share their unselfish hearts.

• The best way to walk each day is not by walking with nice shoes, but by walking with God. Walk not only by feet but walk with faith in your heart.

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Love SMS Messages

• To love somebody is so risky and indeed very tiring; sometimes it seems you’ve already done every thing to the person but then your existence remains unseen.

• Sometimes two people decide to keep their feelings even if they love each other and I often wonder why? I supposed it’s not the love that so hard to sustain, but the commitment that complicates everything.

• Some things are not meant to be kept forever. You know you have to stop and let go things aren’t going right, and everything you did is unappreciated. It is wiser to be alone but happy. Than with somebody who do nothing while you do everything.

• Never get tired of doing little things for others, sometimes those little things occupy the biggest part of their hearts.

• If two souls are destined to fall in love, they will meet at the crossroad of their lives if they fall in love not meant for each other, even if they are happy they are destined to fall apart.

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Funny SMS Jokes 3

• First in space: Russian: we were the first in space. AMERICAN: we were the first in the moon. FILIPINO: We will be the first in the sun. AMERICAN: No, you cannot land in the sun, it’s too hot! FILIPINO: it’s very simple; we will go there at night.

• SON: Dad, can you write in the dark? DADDY: I think so. What is it you want me to write? SON: your signature on my report card.

• Dying Woman: Father, I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered at the mall.
  PRIEST: why at the mall?
  DYING WEOMAN: that way, I know my daughter will visit me every week.

• EMPLOYER: In this job, we need someone who is responsible.
  APPLICANT: I’m the person you’re looking for, in my last job, overtime something went wrong, and they said I was responsible.

• A little boy went to his father and asked: 'Papa, where did all my intelligence come from?' the father replied: 'well, son, you might have gotten it from your mother, ‘cause I still have mine.'

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Sweet Text Messages 6

• I can’t find a perfect word to describe our relationship or how much you mean to me. All I know is that you’re my other half and I don’t know what to do if ever you’re gone.

• Being with you was the happiest days of my life, being without you was the saddest, talking to you eases the pain, thinking of you makes me feel insane but my feelings for you will remain the same.

• Time will prove my love to you and cement my place in your heart forever. For time will give me the credibility and the believability that I need to convince you to want to spend the rest of your life with me that I am worthy of such a commitment.

• Can you hear my heart? It says I love you. Do you believe it? Close your eyes for a while, you know this is isn’t my style. But one thing’s for sure, I wanna love you more and forever.

• If missing you is the hardest part of my life… Then soften it please, and be my wife.

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Love Text Messages 14

• I can’t tell you I care, I can’t tell you my feelings but I know its there. I can’t tell you I want to stay, I can’t tell you I love you coz you might go away.

• What really matters in picking your chocolate is not the sweetness but its capabilities of making you happy no matter how bitter it could get sometimes.

• The tide can wash away the sand, the wind can blow away the sky but the moments you’ve spent with the person who mean so much will forever stay in your heart.

• Its best to wait for the one you want that settle for the one available. Best to wait for the one you love than the one who’s around. Best to wait for the right one coz life is too short to be wasted on just someone.

• You’ll know he loves you when you know that he’ll never hurt you no matter how much you hurt him and you’ll know you love him when you don’t hurt him when you know you can.

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