Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Funny SMS Jokes 3

  • First in space: Russian: we were the first in space. AMERICAN: we were the first in the moon. FILIPINO: We will be the first in the sun. AMERICAN: No, you cannot land in the sun, it’s too hot! FILIPINO: it’s very simple; we will go there at night.
  • SON: Dad, can you write in the dark? DADDY: I think so. What is it you want me to write? SON: your signature on my report card.
  • Dying Woman: Father, I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered at the mall.
    PRIEST: why at the mall?
    DYING WEOMAN: that way, I know my daughter will visit me every week.
  • EMPLOYER: In this job, we need someone who is responsible.
    APPLICANT: I’m the person you’re looking for, in my last job, overtime something went wrong, and they said I was responsible.
  • A little boy went to his father and asked: 'Papa, where did all my intelligence come from?' the father replied: 'well, son, you might have gotten it from your mother, ‘cause I still have mine.'


Monday, July 28, 2008

Sweet Text Messages 6

  • I can’t find a perfect word to describe our relationship or how much you mean to me. All I know is that you’re my other half and I don’t know what to do if ever you’re gone.
  • Being with you was the happiest days of my life, being without you was the saddest, talking to you eases the pain, thinking of you makes me feel insane but my feelings for you will remain the same.

  • Time will prove my love to you and cement my place in your heart forever. For time will give me the credibility and the believability that I need to convince you to want to spend the rest of your life with me that I am worthy of such a commitment.
  • Can you hear my heart? It says I love you. Do you believe it? Close your eyes for a while, you know this is isn’t my style. But one thing’s for sure, I wanna love you more and forever.
  • If missing you is the hardest part of my life… Then soften it please, and be my wife.


Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Love Text Messages 14

  • I can’t tell you I care, I can’t tell you my feelings but I know its there. I can’t tell you I want to stay, I can’t tell you I love you coz you might go away.
  • What really matters in picking your chocolate is not the sweetness but its capabilities of making you happy no matter how bitter it could get sometimes.

  • The tide can wash away the sand, the wind can blow away the sky but the moments you’ve spent with the person who mean so much will forever stay in your heart.
  • Its best to wait for the one you want that settle for the one available. Best to wait for the one you love than the one who’s around. Best to wait for the right one coz life is too short to be wasted on just someone.
  • You’ll know he loves you when you know that he’ll never hurt you no matter how much you hurt him and you’ll know you love him when you don’t hurt him when you know you can.


Thursday, July 17, 2008

Missing You SMS

  • Someone misses you so much, its not your family nor the one of your relatives, its not even your best friend nor your sweetheart, its just a simple ordinary me who misses the special extraordinary.
  • Wishing you one day you’ll miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me you would not find me. Why? Because I want you to miss me the same way I’m missing you.

  • Being so far from each other is not a reason enough to forget you.. I may not always keep in touch. But my heart and mind tell.. "I miss your presence so much."
  • I’ve known almost hundred names, I’ve known almost a hundred numbers but there is something about you that keeps me texting you. Don’t know what it is, but when I thought it might be just because you are YOU.
  • When Peter Pan saw Tinkerbell again after quite some time, he asked ‘why did you have to go away for so long?’ Tinkerbell replied: ‘you never gave me a reason to come back. I was always there when you needed me. But I guess you never showed how important I am in your life. Now its different and now we’ve changed. But I’m still smiling.’ Peter Pan asked her why? Tinkerbell: ’I myself don’t know the reason. Its just now its your turn to miss me.’


Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Depressing Text Messages

  • It hurts to see someone walk away from you. But it hurts most is when they made you feel loved, made you fall for them, made you believe they love you. But they never really did.
  • It really hurts to love someone who doesn’t give you time of day but what will hurt more is when you realize that someone that you don’t give the time of day loved you and give it up coz you loved someone else.

  • I love you, I really do, but making me your whole life wont do much good for you. Love me enough to let me go.
  • To walk is what I always do, but I prefer not to look back or to look back to people who’s no longer walking with me. Then someone asked me: ‘why did you just let other people leave you?’ then I answered ‘life is a long journey. Let see who will be walking with me till the end of my story.’
  • A painfully-sweet fact: Truth is, everyone’s going to hurt you. You just have to decide whose worth the sweet torture.


Friday, July 11, 2008

Sweet Text Messages 5

  • I would give up everything for one moment with you, for one moment is better than a lifetime of never knowing you.
  • Time may change my life but my hearts remains the same to you. Time may change your heart but my love for you never changes.

  • Love can touch us one time, and last a whole life time. Love was when I loved you, one true time I hold you.
  • My life has been awaiting you; your footfall was my own hearts beat.
  • True love find its way directly to the heart, there are no boundaries or limits, it can touch the skies even the moon and the stars, for you can say when true love will come.


Sunday, July 6, 2008

Goodbye Text Messages

  • Why say you’re not good enough for me when what you mean is the opposite? Why say you regret letting me go when all you mean is you cant love me anymore? Why so many excuses when all you mean is Goodbye?
  • Time will come you’ll going to say goodbye. You’ll say ‘Thanks for everything.’ It will truly hurt me but I will accept it and smile to hide the pain, but please if you can hold on, don’t leave. Please?

  • I tried to take the pain away by finding someone new, but then I came to realize no one compares to you. And even if I look around pretending not to cry, ill always go back to the day you finally say goodbye.
  • There are things we didn’t want to happen but have to experience, things that we don’t want to know but have learned and people who we can’t live without but have to let go, sad but true.
  • You deserve to be happy not in the arms of someone who keeps you waiting but in the arms of someone who will take you now and will love you forever.


Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Love Text Messages 13

  • People continue to love in spite of the pain, tears and heartbreak... maybe because the pain made them stronger, tears made them braver, and the heartbreak made them wiser.
  • Sometimes we cant let go of hurt because it is a constant reminder of one great love story we never expected to come to an end.

  • It’s hard to find a person who is sweet, loving, down to earth, thoughtful, caring and kind. You’re very lucky to have me. Hehehe…
  • Love is just a feeling until it is shared with someone who loves you. Then it is your life.
  • Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and be loved is the greatest happiness of existence.


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