Naughty Funny Text Messages

• A girl started to look at her pussy. Den she could no longer control herself and started touching it.At 1 point, she enjoyed and giggled rubbing it. After a while she went mad & rub it so hard that the pussy cried. Meeoow! And it ran away.You ha, it was a cat.C-A-T. Haha...

• Which part of mans body has no bone, full of veins, pumps liquid, and responsible for making love? Answer: HEART, but I love the way you think.

• If you’re hurt, cheer up! Don’t just cry on the side it wouldn’t help you! Instead, go on with you’re life! Remember?! You were once the strongest sperm of your dad.

• Six parts of men that is useless:
  Adam’s apple that cannot eaten, two nipples with out milk, two eggs you cannot fry, and a bird that cannot fly!

• Are you bored? Nothing to do? You can do this one, Open the zipper, put your hands in, and get a book. Read it., its good for you.