Thursday, October 30, 2008

Friendship SMS Messages 2

  • When you have a problem, don’t hesitate to tell it to people you can’t live with out, you have friends and loved ones that you can depends on, so even if you say you don’t need no body, your wrong. Remember what Bow Wow said to soul jaboy “everybody needs help even Superman”. Whammy you!
  • One of the best memories in my life was knowing a friends like you and even if I don’t have a lot of time to be with you I want you to know how much I treasure you since the day I knew you.

  • Real friends are not those who are nice to be with, but rather those who are nice to talk with, coz they don’t only listen they understand, not only your words, but most of all your silence.
  • If your friends is too frank that may he/she says hurts you, don’t get mad, coz donkey once told shriek: “only true friends can be cruelly honest!”
  • A friend is a book that needs to be read in order to find its inner beauty your one of the best books ever written. A master piece worth reading and a book worth keeping!


Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Pinoy Funny Text Jokes

  • Alvin: alam mo brad, amoy tinapay ka.Jose: talaga! Anong klaseng tinapay?
    Alvin: PUTOK!
  • 3 batang mayayaman at mayayabang ang nag usap at nagpapayabangan.
    Boy1: nung bday q niregaluhan ako ng daddy ng 2 yate.
    Boy2: wala ka! Ng bday ko 3 barko ang niregalo sakin. Barko ha, hindi yate!
    Boy3: ang yayabang nyo! Yaya! Nalinis mo nab a yung dagat na niregalo sakin ni daddy? Pakitanggal nga ng 2 yate at 3 barko din. Maliligo na ako.

  • Lola: Iho, ako ay isinumpa. Isa akong princesa. Kung ako ay iyong gagahasain babalik ako sa maganda kong anyo at tuluyang mapuputol ang sumpa.
    (makaraan and 15 mins)
    Lalaki: Yan, tapos na. bakit di ka pa rin nagpapalit ng anyo?!
    Lola: Ilang taon ka na iho?
    Lalaki: 30 na ho.
    Lola: yang tanda mong yan naniniwala ka pa sa fairy tale?
  • Ang storya ng kandila. Mrs: deleyed ako ng 1 month, pero wag mo muna pagsasabi nahihiya ako. Mr: Ok. Next day dumating taga Meralco. Meralco: Misis deleyed po kayo ng 1 buwan. Mrs: Ha? Pano mo nalaman? Meralco: e, nasa record po. Mr: aba, bakit nakarecord jan na deleyed mrs ko? Meralco: Kung gusto nyo mwala sa record, mgbayad po kayo. Mr: E kung ayoko mgbayad? Meralco: e di puputulan kayo. Mr: Ha? Tarantado ka pala e! E anong gagamitin ni mrs? Meralco: pwede naman po sya gumamit ng kandila.
  • Kasalanan mong lahat ito kung bakit ako nagkakaganito. Nababaliw ako sa iyo, sagot ka naman nang sagot. Pinipilit kitang kalimutan pero palagi mo akong kinukulit. Nanggigigil ako sa iyo. Ano a ang gagawin ko sa iyo, aking cell phone.


Tuesday, October 21, 2008

I'm Here Text Messages

  • We usually keep our problems and never want the world to know. Though we try to be stronger, were weak inside, but always remember I’m just here.
  • When changes came us we tend to let go of few things but even if I’ve got so many changes in my life now, “no change can ever make me forget you, I promise”.

  • I don’t know if I am a part of you, I’m not sure if you care for me to, I wont assume I mean much to you, but I want you to know that I’m just here, waiting to be needed by you.
  • If everything goes wrong and you’re down and alone and no one seems around just turn and look beside you coz there you’ll see me waiting for you to say: “hey freak, in need you here”, I know I’m not like you’re precious friends and I’m just a trash to them but I a sure you that if all those nasty bitches will live you theirs still me, you’re freaky fucking friend wiling to be there for you.
  • Being far isn’t the meaning of being away, I may not be there but messages are bridges I cross to make you feel I’m always here.


Thursday, October 16, 2008

Creepy Scary Halloween Text Messages

  • As the night falls, I want to greet you good night along with a warm hug from a crawling white little boy under your bed, a watchful eyes from a white lady and a good night kiss from a man with red eyes. Good Night and happy Halloween.
  • Someday I’ll die, no more talks and tears but theirs always be traces to live by, if I die, surely my life could end, but you can still continue talking, I’m listening.

  • One night, Mark walks alone in a dark Balete Street. Then he heard “Mark, Mark”.. He turns around to see who it is but there’s no one. “Mark, Mark..” He ran so fast until he reaches a sign that reads “Beware, Dog with a cleft palate!”
  • If you were the one to kill me, it wouldn’t really matter. The truth is, you can slit my throat and with my one last breath id still apologize for bleeding on your shirt..
  • Boy: Mom, is it really true that theres a ghost? Mother: and where did you got that silly question? Boy: from our neighbor. Mother: son, We dont have a neighbors.


Thursday, October 9, 2008

Funny Text Messages

  • Mr. Bean felt so ill so the doctor gave him a tablet. He started cutting the sides of the tablet. Doc: Why are you cutting the sides? Mr. Bean: To avoid the side effects.
  • As I stare outside my window looking at the pouring rain, I can’t stop thinking about, and wondering. Have you been singing again?

  • Just a thought, money can’t buy happiness. But somehow, its more comfortable to cry inside a Mercedes than inside a tricycle.
  • WIFE: Why are you so early today?
    HUSBAND: Well my boss lost his temper and shouted at me. He said, “Go to hell,” so I went home immediately.
  • A traffic police pulled over a car for going through a traffic stop sign. The police recognized the driver as his former English teacher, “Mrs. Gonzales,” he said “those stop signs are periods, not commas.”


Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Broken Hearted SMS

  • Love hurts when you breakup with someone. It hurts even more when someone breaks up with you. But love hurts most when the person you love has no idea how you feel.
  • Heartbreak will last as long as you want and cut deep as you allow them to go, challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.

  • The most hurtful kind of lies are the ones delivered by the people you care about the most. It makes you doubt everything you know and makes you wonder why you care so much and worst of all, it puts you in the position of deciding whether to tell them you know they’re lying or act like your too dull to even know the difference. Keep this in mind the next time you lie to someone who cares about you, because more often than not, they know and it hurts a lot.
  • One day you’ll love me as I’ve loved you. One day you’ll cry for me as I cried for you, one day you’ll need me just as I needed you, and one day you’ll want me and I won’t want you.
  • It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to really forget someone.


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