Naughty Text Messages

• You can be a doctor and save lives, A lawyer and defend lives.. A soldier and protect lives.. Or Simply be yourself..Horny and create lives..

• We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes, but never realize that some of the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes..LOL!
  

• A Dying girl asked her man, "show me what is heaven is like." The guy wept and then whispered, "shh.. ikaw bala, biskan daw mapatay ka na, bigaon kaman japon."

• Once there was a cat and a rooster, the cat fell into the water and paddled hard, the rooster laugh. Moral of the story: In every wet pussy, theres always a happy cock.

• If made to choose between your boyfriend and your cellphone, choose your cellphone. Youll never miss your boyfriend just make sure you phone has a vibra alert.