Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Pinoy Text Jokes

Ang Pasyente...
NARS: doc, bat tinanggihan nyo yung pasyente?
DR: alin, yung bakla?
NARS: opo. Baka sabihin namimili tayo, porket bading siya.
DR: ano naman raraspahin ko sa kanya?


Frog Prince???
FROG: what does my future hold?
fairy: you'll meet someone who wants to know everything about you.
FROG: great! Will I meet her in a party?
fairy: no. in biology class




things you don't want to hear during your own surgery:
- san yung gunting na bago? Bat may kalawang to?
- 10ml? may nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!
- doc, ubos na po pala yung anesthesia.
- kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan yung pantahi?
- sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat!


Technical...
BOY: I know we are also matter we can't occupy the same space at the same time. Kaya aalis na lang ako.
GIRL: bakit ganun para tayong mga parallel lines, why can't we meet at the same point?
BOY: your verbs and actions are not correct that's why all of the subjects are affected.
GIRL: ayoko na. you've reached my boiling point. And now my heart is getting to its freezing point!




inspiring quote of the day:

"hindi ako tamad. Hindi ko lang alam kung saan ko ibubuhos kasipagan ko."

4 comments:

Lynne said...

Love the Frog Prince! Very funny! :-D
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echu said...

this is a great idea for a blog :) looking forward to more good stuff! happy new year!

Emilie said...

looking forward to read hiligaynon jokes here too.
i'm assuming you're from cpu since I got this link there.

busby seo challenge said...

Hahahaha! nakakatawa talaga.. Ang ganda ng jokes mo!

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