Funny SMS Jokes

• NEWTON's 4th LAW: The last drop of male urine does not obey the law of gravity unless... SHAKEN.

• Why dont cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny!

• why do women wear tampons when they skydive? So they dont whistle on the way down.

• Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

• How can a woman tell is shes flat chested? She looks down her dress and the two bumps she sees are her knees.