Thursday, March 27, 2008

Funny SMS Jokes

  • NEWTON's 4th LAW: The last drop of male urine does not obey the law of gravity unless... SHAKEN.
  • Why dont cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny!

  • why do women wear tampons when they skydive? So they dont whistle on the way down.
  • Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
  • How can a woman tell is shes flat chested? She looks down her dress and the two bumps she sees are her knees.


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