Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Funny SMS Jokes 2

  • I have to ask you something important.. I have a problem, I need your honesty. Theres this thing thats bothering me and i think youre the right person to be asked.. Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
  • Newsflash: Yesterday, there was a Nun jogging at the park and was raped! After that day, there was hundred of Nuns jogging in the park.


  • When God created music, there was your voice. When God created happiness, there was you. When god created cuteness, smartness and good looks.. I was there. Where were you that time?
  • In a japanese restaurant..
    Customer: Give me "ta-keho-me"
    Waiter: Sir?is it take home?
  • Sinner: father, forgive me for i have sinned. I'm sexually preoccupied and often read dirty jokes and graphics from my cellphone.
    Priest: My child..can we be textmates?

1 comments:

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