Funny SMS Jokes 2

• I have to ask you something important.. I have a problem, I need your honesty. Theres this thing thats bothering me and i think youre the right person to be asked.. Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

• Newsflash: Yesterday, there was a Nun jogging at the park and was raped! After that day, there was hundred of Nuns jogging in the park.

• When God created music, there was your voice. When God created happiness, there was you. When god created cuteness, smartness and good looks.. I was there. Where were you that time?

• In a japanese restaurant..
  Customer: Give me "ta-keho-me"
  Waiter: Sir?is it take home?

• Sinner: father, forgive me for i have sinned. I'm sexually preoccupied and often read dirty jokes and graphics from my cellphone.
  Priest: My child..can we be textmates?