Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Funny SMS Quotes

  • On the first anniversary of marriage: Husband speaks and the Wife hears. On the second anniversary of marriage: wife speaks and husband hears. On the third anniversary of marriage: Both husband and wife speak, and the neighbors hear!
  • Newly-married guy: Sweetheart, would you still marry me even if my father hadnt left me a fortune?
    Newly-married girl: Honey i would still marry you no matter wh left you a fortune.

  • What is the difference between single menn and married men? Well, married men live longer than single men do, but married men are also a lot more willing to die.
  • Jimbo is walking down Baywalk one early morning when a holdupper suddenly emerges from the coconut palms, pulls out a gun and says "Your money or your life!?". Jimbo Looks at him puzzled and a long silence follows. "Your money or your life?!" the holdupper repeats. The holdupper is impatient and complains, "What taking you so long?" Finally Jimbo says "Im thinking, Im thinking!"
  • Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

2 comments:

Stylesms said...

A Day Will Come . . .When The Whole World Will CELEBRATE Your NAME Yur FAME Your PERSONALITY Your THOUGHTS Your VIEWS But Keep In Mind April Fool Comes Once A Year Congratulations Its Ur Day ;->
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