Funny SMS Quotes

• On the first anniversary of marriage: Husband speaks and the Wife hears. On the second anniversary of marriage: wife speaks and husband hears. On the third anniversary of marriage: Both husband and wife speak, and the neighbors hear!

• Newly-married guy: Sweetheart, would you still marry me even if my father hadnt left me a fortune?
  Newly-married girl: Honey i would still marry you no matter wh left you a fortune.

• What is the difference between single menn and married men? Well, married men live longer than single men do, but married men are also a lot more willing to die.

• Jimbo is walking down Baywalk one early morning when a holdupper suddenly emerges from the coconut palms, pulls out a gun and says "Your money or your life!?". Jimbo Looks at him puzzled and a long silence follows. "Your money or your life?!" the holdupper repeats. The holdupper is impatient and complains, "What taking you so long?" Finally Jimbo says "Im thinking, Im thinking!"
  

• Smart boss + smart employee = profit
  Smart boss + dumb employee = production
  dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
  dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime