Thursday, October 9, 2008

Funny Text Messages

  • Mr. Bean felt so ill so the doctor gave him a tablet. He started cutting the sides of the tablet. Doc: Why are you cutting the sides? Mr. Bean: To avoid the side effects.
  • As I stare outside my window looking at the pouring rain, I can’t stop thinking about, and wondering. Have you been singing again?

  • Just a thought, money can’t buy happiness. But somehow, its more comfortable to cry inside a Mercedes than inside a tricycle.
  • WIFE: Why are you so early today?
    HUSBAND: Well my boss lost his temper and shouted at me. He said, “Go to hell,” so I went home immediately.
  • A traffic police pulled over a car for going through a traffic stop sign. The police recognized the driver as his former English teacher, “Mrs. Gonzales,” he said “those stop signs are periods, not commas.”


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