Monday, March 10, 2008

Pinoy Text Jokes 2

  • Jon: Pare, ang ganda ng ngipin mo a! parang exam.
    Dong: bakit naman?
    Jon: One seat apart, hahaha...
    Dong: Ikaw din naman ah!
    Jon: Baket?
    Dong: Fill in the blanks! HAHAHAHA....
  • TATAY: bagsak ka naman?bat d mo gayahin c Pedro? Palaging Honor!
    SON: Unfair namang ikumpara nyo ako kay pedro..
    TATAY: Bakit naman?
    SON: matalino kaya Tatay nun.

  • Matamis man ang pakwan, mas matamis pa rin di hamak ang nakilala, minahal, niligawan, hinalikan, at nyakap bago nag pa KWAN.
  • Pedro bumps a Foreigner:
    Pedro: ay sorry
    Foreigner: sorry 2
    P:sorry 3
    F: wat are you sorry 4?
    P:(kala mo bobo ako ha) sorry 5
    F: I think your SICK
    P: haha..SICK daw, SIX tange!
  • Sa mental may isang baliw na kumakanta habang nakahiga sa kama. Tumigil ito at dumapa, kumanta ulet. nagtaka ang nurse at tinanong,
    Nurse: bat ka bumaliktad?
    baliw: Tanga, side B na! baliw ka ba?

1 comments:

Emilie said...

hahaha. mas maganda ung version nung ika 5th if ni-translate mo in hiligaynon

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