Yo Mama SMS Jokes

• Yo mama is so fat that the way she farts, Al Gore chooses her as a global warming.

• Yo mama is so ghetto when she breast feeds, cool aid comes out.

• Yo mama is so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish Holiday.

• Yo mama is so hairy that the only language she speaks is Wookie.

• Yo mama’s titties is smaller than yours.